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Thursday, February 11, 2010

Dwarfs And Battle Pigs To Fight Taliban

Defense Secretary William Gates ,has proposed revolutionary new battle tactics to the Joint Chiefs Of Staff -- For winning the war in Afghanistan:


Under his plan a full battle Brigade of "Dwarfs" would be used to patrol and control The toughest Taliban strongholds, and they would be accompanied by specially trained "Battle Pigs".

He stated "Dwarfs are much harder to target and can move more easily through the narrow canyons and mountain trails of the Taliban strongholds. -- AND - the "Battle Pigs" will be very effective (they are much smarter than German Shepherds with a much keener sense of smell) -- and any Muslim insurgent bitten by a Pig cannot enter Paradise. (also the Dwarfs will be armed with special Pig Bullets)"


"Any Muslim killed with a bullet smeared in Pig grease will wake up in the West Hollywood Gay Pride Parade - instead of in a swimming pool full of Virgins - Oh and we are also going to bury any body parts we find leftover from a suicide attacker's remains -and bury it in Pig Shit -So the Paradise thing is definitely over for these vicious morons!"Said Secretary Gates.

Gates concluded: "I have to admit i got this idea from Israeli Defense Chief -Lieutenant General Moishe Pipick - who said that the IDF is considering spraying Pig Manure all across Iran if they don't stop enriching Uranium -and maybe even using Pig Gas and spraying them all into Islamic hell."