"Well i know everyone is wondering where the fuck Gavin went!" said Mike (the Midget Darnell)
"But in the meantime let's not sit around and mope when we have a great opportunity to turn his dissapearance into a hot new reality show" he said.
"AND we are adding a twist to your basic reality kinda search format - getta load of this!"
"The one who finds Mike Gavin gets to fuck any finalist on American Idol -man or woman it's up to them"
Elise Mandelbaum the digibandit Hollywood Bureau Chief asked Darnell:
"How can you guarantee that?"
He repied - "well Miss snoopy big tits - i have some leverage in that regard --heh heh heh!"
