"We are gonna scour the Ocean with the same team of expert underwater Treasure Hunters that discovered the Titanic and bring up Osama's Skeleton and sell it in what will be the world's greatest auction event -- AND the revenue will go to the 911 victim's families" --said Myron Schlockmeister Prexy of Fox TV in a startling press conference in hollywood today.
-exclaimed Moishe Pipick,LA Burea Chief for The New York Times. He went
on "This will certainly be the biggest event in TV history and maybe in
the history of the world - because IF you find his Skeleton you know
the fanatical Muslims will go ape shit world wide"
replied," Heh Heh -fuck em all! -Oh and we WILL find that fucker's
carcass - because we have inside info from the Aircraft Carrier's logs
about where they dumped him -and our crew is the best in the world at
finding shit in the deepest parts of the World's oceans"
Entertainment Reporter Elise Mandelbaum asked:"Isn't it against the
Shariah Code of Muslim Justice to bother a dead Muslim's body?"
LAW? -That's a fucking oxymoron if ever i heard one! -- Hey Elise in
Iran they would stone you to death just for showing off those big tits
"Fuck you Schlockmeister!"