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Thursday, August 02, 2012

Animal Planet renews "Cornhole Gator Boys"



Animal Planet snapped up a second season of Cornhole Gator Boys starring Paul Bedard and Jimmy Riffle who capture alligators with their bare hands and then Cornhole them and each other.


Each evening they sit around the fire eating Cornholed Gator meat and swapping yarns and cornholing each other -and then heading into town for a Cornholing fiesta  


During its first season, Gator Boys averaged close to 1 million total viewers.  In its second season airing next year, Paul and Jimmy will move to a new location, Gulf Coast Gator Ranch in Moss Point, Mississippi where they find the alligators are bigger and meaner than those the guys have encountered to date and really hate being cornholed.


  Cornholer Productions is behind the series. 

Yo Ayatollah! -No Nukes! - WHY? - Because You're Fucking Nuts! -Get it now?


 we're waiting for you hot lips
 Soon as i nuke the jews

It's as simple as that -and everyone knows that's the real reason we can't let these death worshipers have WMD -But no one wants to say to the Ayatollah:


'Excuse me sir -YOU can't wait to die - it will be a huge improvement over your life - So dontch'a see why we who love LIFE would be a bit concerned about you religious fanaticks having nuclear bombs. -and with your kinda bad attitude toward us Infidels?"

"I mean - we would NEVER let the Pope have nuclear weapons -and they don't want to die quite as much as you guys because at least they drink wine and fuck kids for some fun"

"I mean - you don't get high -you don't laugh - you don't eat pussy - you don't like art or any kind of creativity - you don't like dancing or music - I Mean -What the fuck!?"

"Why don't you just pass one of your many revisions of the real Koran which would allow you to fucking kill yourselves -AND jump feet first into that big pool full of Virgins WITHOUT mustaches? - And then eat some nice clean pussy and some fresh fruit and take a nice dump and wipe WITH Charmin instead of your sandy hand."

"There's GOTTA be Charmin up there wherever you all go -and even Fibrecom to relieve your horrible gas from a lifetime of eating stale figs and shit. - Imagine! -No more constipation!"

'It will be better than you even think it will be - i hear they will even let you have Chinks up there - Some nice pork fried rice and spareribs!"

"Oh and i hear that Allah and Mohammad have a special place for bigshots like you Ayatollah's and Caliphs and suicide bombers of course! - Where you can fuck guys and goats and even do some gambling -and get loaded -and just let it ALL hang out!"

"So - forget the nuclear weapons - Just fucking kill yourselves - just do it - Don't think about it - Do It!"

"And let us get on with our fun loving fucked up lives for as long as we can - and hey -take heart -soon we'll all be dead! "

" Maybe you'll let us use the pool and tennis courts?"