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Tuesday, May 24, 2011

California Prisoners For Rent To Endangered Home Owners By California

Can't make your mortgage payment?

Why not get paid by California and Uncle Sam to house inmates and help the State comply with yesterday's Supremo Court ruling.

Under my plan the soon to be evicted homeowner's could take two prisoners for say one third of what the Fed pays out - and have enough income (after expenses) to pay the mortgage - and plenty left over to go shopping.

The prisoners would have a chance to acclimate back into society in a way that might cut down on recidivism -saving society a ton of grief and money.

And - Plenty of saved dollars available to help the States pay for teachers.(or more Prisons or Casinos)

Hey - this may be the digibandit's best idea for saving America - since recommending Bernie Madoff for Treasury Secretary.

Oh -and the government would of course pay a hefty premium for homeowners who house violent prisoners.

AND -Huge bonus' available for those who house pedaphiles. (and queer Priests)

It's a win for the States for the Feds -for the Homeowners -for the Prisoners -and for the Economy AND one hell of a reality program -I'm calling Fox!

(The prisoner's that don't get rented get sold to foreign countries as slaves -but that's another story)