xmlns:og='http://ogp.me/ns#'. The Digibandit: Aug 28, 2008

Thursday, August 28, 2008

All Hail Obama - Bring On The Chariots and Charging Elephants

Obama makes his big speech tonight in Denver's version of the Roman Coliseum - with the fake columns and fantastick lighting and sound effects and all that crappy circus hoopla designed to expand his "enthusiasm gap" over poor "Old Whitey".

Here are some additional production elements that his team could easily add to the carnival - which would really kick the whole event "Up A Notch" - and put some real strategic "BAM" in "O Bam A"

Chariots - charge in - circling the arena - all BLACK stallions driven by shiny black male charioteers - followed by a legion of black Amazonian women carrying spears.(think five thousand Serena Williams look alikes)

Next - a huge herd of Bull Elephants roars and trumpets its way across the field flaanked by a legion of all white senior citizens. - And - their grandchildren - dressed all in white -- are riding atop the elephants - waving American flags.

Then - a legion of the 'Working class" marches in! -- Hispanics -Cubans - Dominicans - Native Americans - Asians - Armenians -Poor Whites - Inuits :

EVERY ethnic group and sub-group and cultural stereotype imagineable! - Gays - Dwarfs - the Handicapped - you name it - AND they each have their own flag and marching band like the High Schools in the Thanksgiving Day parade .

AND -- next come the "Sponsor Floats" - with lobbyists and big donors riding on them -- and throwing cheap baubles into the crowd like at Mardi Gras.

And - bringing up the rear a huge contingent of "RELIGIOUS" fanatics!

Priests and Evangelists and Hasidic Jews and Imams and Monks and Mormons -- all singing and chanting - and there's lightening and thunder and:

At last - in comes "OBAMA" -- woosh -- lot's of smoke - African drums pound throughout the great coliseum and thousands of African Warriors leap and scream (think of all those coordinated robotic chinks at the opening ceremonies of the Olympics)

He's dressed like Abraham!

And -- he then performs a MIRACLE - he makes it rain!

And - as the fake downpour drenches the entire throng (who are now all kneeling in mandated Prayer) - He points his staff (like Charlton Heston as Moses) at a giant replica of The Ten Commandments - lit up on a mountain in the near distance = and begins his address - with:

"How's THAT for change?"