xmlns:og='http://ogp.me/ns#'. The Digibandit: May 4, 2011

Wednesday, May 04, 2011

Shoulda Buried Osama In A Pig Skin

The mostly peace loving Muslims around the world tell us that Osama's virulent brand of nihilistic Islam "slaughter the Infidels -they are evil and corrupt -and go to Paradise for your eternal rewards" is outside any interpretation of The Koran - SO Hence:

The slaughtering of innocent civilians places Osama and his ilk OUTSIDE the traditional Canon's of Muslim ritual SO

Why then would we want to let Muslim terrorists know they will be handled with care in their afterlife.

We should announce that henceforth any Muslim killed while planning or engaging in terrorist acts against civilians will be sewn up in a pigskin and buried in it - to remain THEREIN for eternity.

Well - There goes a huge juicy incentive!

Think 'Name That Price" without prizes - Oops -where did the contestants all disappear too?"

"Hey Farook -wear this vest -blow up a bus load of kids and you are set for Eternity"

Farook "Fuck You Arick -I heard about that Pigskin shit!"