xmlns:og='http://ogp.me/ns#'. The Digibandit: Jan 11, 2009

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Israel Dropping Corned beef and Pastrami Sandwiches Over Gaza

Israel has begun what they are calling "Operation Heartburn."

They are dropping tens of thousands of vacum sealed -fresh and hot - packages containing delicious kosher cornbeef and pastrami sandwiches on rye bread with mustard - to the hungry citizens of the gaza strip. (with kosher pickles)

When Homer Bigler head of The Red Cross in the area praised the Israelis for their largesse - he was told by an israeli Government spokesman for the operation:

"Hey look - these people are starving - and when they gobble up those delicious fatty sandwiches on empty stomachs they are all going to get a severe case of the shits and severe stomach cramps - and they will be extremely thirsty -and they have very little water."

"And - it's very hard to fire a rocket when you are shitting your brains out and are severely dehydrated - so this is not exactly a humanitarian effort on our part." - said the spokesman.

"But - those sandwiches will taste awfully good going down!"

"And -they are nutritious!"

"Want to try one."