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Thursday, March 28, 2013

Jesus and Paul to Wed In Malibu,California

We Can Adopt a Jew
At last the Homo icons of Christianity are at Peace -As a California Judge opened the door of marriage to all of God's children;

And -ALSO - ironically - to Jesus and St Paul -both well known homosexuals's in their time on Earth -who have always said they would like to be wed together in Southern California.

So while the Moron Mormons -along with all the other Neanderthals on the religious right -and the whole Rush(Oxycotin) Limbaugh and Fox News crowd cries about the end of the world at the hands of the progressives:

Jesus and Paul will be in a Honeymoon suite in Malibu - pumping each other in Marital Ecstasy.

The big question is -who is Mohammad the Greatest Moslem Homo gonna hook up with.

The Easter Bunny - Ancient Symbol of Fertility

“According to the University of Florida’s Center for Children’s Literature and Culture, the origin of the celebration — and the origin of the Easter Bunny — can be traced back to 13th-century, pre-Christian Germany, when people worshiped several gods and goddesses. The Teutonic deity Eostra was the goddess of spring and fertility, and feasts were held in her honor on the Vernal Equinox. Her symbol was the rabbit because of the animal’s high reproduction rate.” 

there's something charming about the tale of Eostra and the fertile bunny delivering eggs. It's less charming now that it's been co-opted by Christianity into a celebration of scapegoating our sins with a human sacrifice.

It's Time To Move Out The Elderly and Save The Children

 Say Goodbye Grandma

 My idea is to offer a person with say two years to live a "Death Buyout"  - ie. "Here's $100,000 for your kids -now adios grandma because we can't spend another $600,000 to keep you drooling for another coupla years."
These are the hard facts:
"Let’s not forget that with the elderly population growing rapidly, even if cost increases for each beneficiary can be contained, Medicare would still claim a rising share of the American economy.
Medicare needs to take a cue from Willie Sutton, who reportedly said he robbed banks because that’s where the money was.  
The big money in Medicare is not to be found in Mr. Ryan’s competition or Mr. Obama’s innovation, but in reducing the cost of treating people in the last year of life, which consumes more than a quarter of the program’s budget.
No one wants to lose an aging parent. And with price out of the equation, it’s natural for patients and their families to try every treatment, regardless of expense or efficacy. But that imposes an enormous societal cost that few other nations have been willing to bear. Many countries whose health care systems are regularly extolled — including Canada, Australia and New Zealand — have systems for rationing care.

So- c'mon -let's give the kids a break and get the fuck off the stage already -if you believe in Heaven this magnanimous gesture oughta help stamp your ticket - if your an atheist just go the fuck to sleep already!