xmlns:og='http://ogp.me/ns#'. The Digibandit: Jun 19, 2012

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Japanese Woman Gives Birth To Sushi Child

Noogy Knooki Noogi gave birth to a ten pound Sushi Boy in the tiny Coastal Village of OneHung Lo where the residents eat a tremendous amount of raw fish including Dolphins.

"Our folks would eat their children if they had fins!" said Mayor Kutchanutsoff who has lived in the Village for 80 years" 

He continued;"Several years ago a women here gave birth to a sixty pound Giant Squid which is now in the second grade and doing quite nicely."

He went on;"Maybe we should cut down on slaughtering The Dolphins which might be angering The Sea Gods?"

Finally he said;"We really don't have the resources to deal with an influx of Sushi Kids"


CatholicBishop Slices off His Balls In Sodomy Protest


 

Screaming  - "Please God let's women become Priests! so we can stop fucking children!  -AND God Fuck the Pope!"........

Bishop Tuchy O Feely -better known affectionately to his young Altar and Choir boys as Father (Oh! Oh! Oh!) Feely - as he cornholed them out of sexual frustration and in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ.


Cardinal Rocco Antonuchi - speaking on behalf of the Pope said  in the Vatican today: "It's a sada day whena one of our besta Bishops cutsa his balls off because he cannota get his a rocks off."


He concluded; "I hopa the Popa changes hisa minda about letting woman become Priests because not ALL the cornholing being dona to the kidsa is by Homo Priests!"


The Cardinal concluded: "We gotta stop corholing all these littla children even if we have to castrate the whole Priesthood -starting with The Popa if he doesn't come to his senses!"


AMEN