xmlns:og='http://ogp.me/ns#'. The Digibandit: 01/01/2016 - 02/01/2016

Friday, January 29, 2016

Next Gen Barbies will have Vaginas - AND interact with Male Barbies!

 next gen barbies will be able to have intercourse and give oral sex
The move is about more than just making Barbie look different. While Barbie was once Mattel’s powerhouse brand, sales have plummeted in recent years as the doll has struggled to remain relevant to little girls who do not look like her and who play with toys other than dolls.

This is about drawing a wider demographic that had turned away from Barbie back to Barbie,” said Jim Silver, the editor of TTPM, a toy review website.

“I think today, frankly more so than any other time, Barbie is truly representing what girls see,” said Richard Dickson, who is Mattel’s president and chief operating officer and the executive in charge of Barbie’s reinvention.

Clinton's Blow Job Photo Caption Contest

Photo Caption Contest -Men Only!

"Ok - It was wrong!   BUT when's the last time a young hottie offered to suck YOUR Johnson fatso!"

Attention all Jew/Israel haters!

"Palestinian leaders also have a responsibility to curb that hate — to cease incitement, hold elections, overcome divisions and abandon their sterile retreat into victimhood."

Well, they have had many chances to do just that beginning the the late 1940s. Neither they nor most of their Muslim brethren have been able to acknowledge the state of Israel -- nor can they admit that a Palestine larger than Israel was part of the bargain, with Jerusalem as an international city, and they blew it by launching wars against the Jews. 

At one point, land you've lost in a war of your own choosing gets forfeited.

And, let's face it: Israel returned the Sinai and Gaza, both of which were won, again, in wars begun by Muslims. And what happened? Instead of creating peaceful communities, Arabs made these areas staging grounds for terrorist attacks. Paid for by us. 

Unfortunately, as in many things, reality is what people make it. And Muslims have been very good at keeping Palestinians in refugee camps for all the world to see instead of integrating them.

With relatives and family friends who had to flee Turkey at the start of the last century, I'd be hard pressed to find any that stayed in refugee camps in Greece just to get back at the Ottomans.

ps.    When Jordan let the PLO in they tried to take it over and were expelled AND Lebanon denies them citizenship to this day! OH and with the world's ongoing slaughterhouses which make Israel look like Periclean Athens -- One wonders about all this focus on the Middle East's only tiny besieged democracy????????????? Moral relativism - Jew hatred and ignorance are the only explanation!

Thursday, January 28, 2016

Rubio tells Christie to remove his Stomach Staples

Chris Christie called Marco Rubio "a political lightweight" and Rubio responded:

This from a man who had to get his stomach STAPLED to control his gluttony?"

"Just what we need -A president who lacks complete control over his eating habits." 

"A manic compulsive with the nuclear suitcase!"

"Remove your staples governor and let's see what you are REALLY made of?

Iowan Corntards Wait for Trump like Deserted Puppies!

He'll be here -Don't worry -he is our fearless leader!


Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Tuesday, January 26, 2016

Monday, January 25, 2016

The Digibandit: Catch The Bern - Photo Caption Contest

The Digibandit: Catch The Bern - Photo Caption Contest: "What's this old fcking Jew doing in Iowa anyways?" Now let's have YOURS! Just look at those young christian corntard...

Trump overheard Blasting Iowa in Motel Room

"I can't believe i have to stay in this fcking dump!" said Trump to his campaign manager!

Merle Snott  the manager rof the Min-Iowa Motel in Sioux City overheard the conversation shortly after Trump checked in over the intercom.

'I also heard him say: "It's bad enough i had to go kiss some  Iowan Corntard Priest's ass -let alone spend the night in this  hogpit of a motel."

The Fox News reporter asked Mr. Snott; "Are you still gonna vote for Trump?"

"Hell yes!  -  ."He's a real American - unlike that Spic Cruz!"

Sunday, January 24, 2016

The Digibandit: Abortions Create Energy -Save The Earth - UTEROIL ...

The Digibandit: Abortions Create Energy -Save The Earth - UTEROIL ...: Uteroil - Energy Created from Aborted Fetus' and Placentas - Will Save The World  Placent Ready for Uteroil ...

Doctor Trumpenstein - An original GOP Creation

But it’s not Trump’s fault. He merely reached out to people who have heard the endless drumbeat and the piercing dog whistle of conservatives telling them that the country is in trouble. The economy is a shambles (it isn’t), Obamacare is a disaster (it’s a success), unemployment is high (it’s the best it’s been in a decade), and immigrants are taking good jobs from Americans (they aren’t).

So much dysfunction! Voters don’t want policy wonks, or competent leaders, or someone you might trust with the nuclear codes. 

They want a shambling loud-mouthed real-estate mogul who insults women and trivializes the complexity of government.

Friday, January 22, 2016


"In the information blur of last year, you may have overlooked news of our incredibly shrinking attention span. A survey of Canadian media consumption by Microsoft concluded that the average attention span had fallen to eight seconds, down from 12 in the year 2000. We now have a shorter attention span than goldfish, the study found."


However -These 'Goldfish" can focus on a video game all day long while texting and sharing pictures between pauses in the video mayhem.

This will become a survival mechanism ( cultural evolution) because soon an increasing number of  people will be  wards of a government  system of "living wages" as their economic utility continues to devolve and degrade to worthlessness.

The LAST thing society can tolerate is millions of bored citizens siiting around staring into space!

Look at The GOP primary  political dystopia and multiply that by magnitudes.

Thursday, January 21, 2016

Catch The Bern - Photo Caption Contest

"What's this old fcking Jew doing in Iowa anyways?"

Now let's have YOURS!

Just look at those young christian corntards and imagine what they're thinking up there in Iowa?

Winners will receive a "Catch The Bern" autographed Yarmulke

Sunday, January 10, 2016

Oprah launches "Are You TOTALLY Fcked Upp?" -Exciting new Reality based Game Program

"ARE YOU Totally Fcked Upp ?" From Harpo Studios comes the new reality based game show “Are You Fucked Up, America?,” hosted by veteran TV producer Barry Poznick (“Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader”) and comedienne/actress Kim Coles (“Living Single”).  

Have you ever peeked at your boyfriend’s emails? Or done your household chores naked? Do you and your spouse sleep in separate bedrooms? Do you fart when you reach orgasm?Do you talk to your Dildo? Do you fantasize about sex with your Dog? Do you hate your husband's Dick shape?  Do you hate your wife's bushy bush? Is oral sex standing up your thing? Is anal sex preferrable to primary hole entry?

This lively game show will answer burning questions by using a highly scientific and deeply revealing poll, in addition to a “jury” of real Americans, man-on-the-street polling, real life situations shot in the field, and in-studio demonstrations.  Each episode will feature contestants who will win big money in their quest to learn if they’re totally fucked up or not.  

Produced by Harpo Studios with Zoo Productions. Executive producers are Jill Van Lokeren and Jon Sinclair from Harpo Studios, as well as Barry Poznick and John Stevens from Zoo Productions (producers of “Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?” and his latest production:
"Is a Black Teenager Smarter Than an African Grey Parrot?" -Coming soon from Fox Tv.

Mexican Jewish Deli Shock -Corned Beef on Rye with Jalapeno

 Katz' Deli in NYC

So I'm in LA and my son says "Hey Pops- How about a nice Corned Beef on rye -we're right near a famous LA kosher deli"

I says "Go on -I'm used to getting my corned beef and pastrami sandwiches at Katz' on West Houston street in NYC (alleged to have killed more Jews than Hitler) - "you gotta be kidding! -Kosher deli in LA -That's an oxymoron"

Lee replies; "No way -Jerry's in Marina Del Ray has authentic NY caliber - max out artery clogging cold cuts on Jewish rye that will put lead in your old pencil -guaranteed!"

So here we are at Jerry's and i have just ordered a corned beef on rye from -get this - from a Mexican deli man.

Now just for the record -my position on cross border immigration is -"C'mon in! - EVERY Mexican illegal or illegal -in my opinion -is ten times the human being than all the white Americans living outside the blue states -AND i would prefer living next to a Mexican gang banger than any religious Christian or rich wasp"

BUT - i do not want to order a Corned beef on Rye from one of them -it's like putting mayo on a Brisket sandwich (which my son just ordered -and he is now officially out of my will.)

Oh -and when i asked Luis for some kosher garlic dills he informed me that he never heard of them -I was waiting for him to ask me if i would like some jalepenos instead (in which case i would have called immigration)
 How about a Corned Beef Burrito?

My son said -"Oh poppy -you are an old fashioned Jew!"

SO! -LA has turned my son into an anti-semite -and is basically transforming authentic corned beef and pastrami and brisket and salami sandwiches -Kosher Deli et. al -into Jewish Burritos.

Oh -and my skinny -virtually fat free Corned Beef sandwich tasted like crap!

Fuck Jerry's!

The poor schmucks are screwing themselves again! - Congratulations GOP!

The thoughtful and educated men and women who have thought deeply enough (and can read an article of more than 240 words without losing focus) about the important  short AND long term issues confronting us, mostly support Hillary and her progressive agenda which would direct much needed resources to the working poor and middle class.

BUT  the poor hard working (or trying to) average Joe and Mary shmoe who need all the collective help they can get and protection from the corporate killers and rapacious banking and finance barracudas (who think that poverty and hard times only befall the weak and the lame brained) - you know the 47% er's as Romney calls them -  are planning to vote for another asshole who will screw them royally.? (and we all know Trump is a wolf in sheep's clothing when it comes to his empathy for the "great unwashed"

What the fuck is wrong with those schmucks?

They are laughing at you all the way to the bank! SO forget that Hillary is a woman and Obama is black! Get used to the fact that you ain't gonna hit the lottery! You have enough guns -and you can buy more! Someone wants to kill an unwanted microscopic  egg - let em! (you can't stop em anyway) - You hate the Blacks and Jews and Spics and Immigrants and Queers and Liberals! -Get over it -they ain't goin away!  You want to eliminate the debt! -Don't fucking worry about it -the rich will deal with it because they have to -not those Teapot morons. Well Trump is a smart bizman! (bullshit -he's a smart money manipulator who knows zip about real wealth creation.)

You fucking need help and an even playing field and a competent caring president! Those Rich Republicans and blabber mouthing populists will say anything to win your votes. They don't care -and never have cared - One fucking bit about you struggling slobs.

Wake the fuck up!

"Snap out of it!"