xmlns:og='http://ogp.me/ns#'. The Digibandit: Jan 16, 2009

Friday, January 16, 2009

US State Department Women Barred From Sex With Bill Clinton

Secretary of State hillary Clinton is requiring that all State Department female employees -under the age of thirty nine sign an agrrement that they will "Not have sex with Bill Clinton."

Secretary Clinton announced;" You know my Bill - he would fuck a snake - and there are a lot of great looking potential "Monica's" running around over here."

"I'm just not taking ANY chances. -Bill seems to have gotten a grip on his libido - but i'm just taking out some insurance - we don't want to find him fucking some wide eyed State Department intern on my watch."

She concluded; "Oh - and i have made it crystal clear to all the young hotties around here -that blow and hand jobs qualify as "Sex"

"Oh and if i catch him fucking some foreign head of state - his balls are history!"