xmlns:og='http://ogp.me/ns#'. The Digibandit: May 12, 2008

Monday, May 12, 2008

Laura Bush Forces Jenna To Marry "Henry The Limp"

Remember this blog - well the clock is ticking!

Jenna Bush,fun loving and filled with vitality and spirit; has been pushed into an engagement with a waspy young republican conservative activist from a prominent (connected) West Virginia family.

They are basically rednecks with brooks brothers shirts. Henry is getting his MBA and has a bright future in money and republican politics.

This marriage will last about as long as it takes for Jenna to find someone who can light up her G spot --and spunky jenna won't be bullied by momma Bush for too long.

A Texas friend of Laura's told the bandit; "Laura told Jenna that she didn't want her marrying anyone like her drunken playboy father was when they first met -- and that if it is wasn't for Billy Graham -- GW would have wound up as a goofy drunkard instead of the worst President in American history,.

"She said; "Laura told Jenna to forget about all those silly notions about passion and spontaneity and exciting love and find a good Christian Republican Conservative from a fine family -- and no Kikes or dark skinned types."

Well, unless Henry turns out to be one fine hunka munka dive bomber -- he ain't gonna last long -- i'm betting on Jenna to find a real man!