xmlns:og='http://ogp.me/ns#'. The Digibandit: May 12, 2010

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

A Simple Lie Detector Test For All Priests - OK Pope Benedick?

It's so simple -EVERY priest (including the Pope) and every applicant for the Clergy gets wired up and asked these questions:


Are you a homo? --A pedophile?



Do you get excited thinking about a young man's asshole?



Have you ever tongue kissed a male?



Do you think Paris Hilton licking your balls is exciting?



If leonardo De Caprio grabbed your cock would you be thrilled?



If Cameron Diaz crawled into your bed and put her thumb in your prostate would it be exciting?



Would you suck the Pope's dick if he asked you?



Do you think God is a homo? -A pedophile

Simple as pie - if you pass this test we know our kids ain't gonna get the high hard one from a Homo Priest or Pedophile priest,


Oh -and we back this up with video cameras arrayed all over any place where Priests interact with kids..