xmlns:og='http://ogp.me/ns#'. The Digibandit: Dec 27, 2008

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Fox Tv Announces - " Wanted - Georgeous Men To Marry Rich and Ugly Women"

"Attractive men will compete to marry VERY ugly - and Super Rich women.

They will attempt to prove to these wealthy "dogs" that it's NOT about their money - but that "Personality Counts!"

Jud Schlock - President of Fox Entertainment announced today:

"Yep - we have always wanted to do a relationship based reality program that is not all about tits and ass - beauty - sexuality and carnal desire"

He continued; 'Won't it be nice to see some real dogs wind up with a good looking fella - who loves them just for their inner beauty ."

He said; "The only reason we included the RICH dimension is because - let's face it - it's hard enough to marry a dog - even if she is a really wonderful person - I mean most guys wouldn't hook up with an ugly bow wow no matter how much dough was involved - so we just wanted to be realistic."

Shlock concluded; "And wer'e looking for a real top female doggie to host the show - I mean we want a star whos'e face would stop a clock!"

Any ideas?