xmlns:og='http://ogp.me/ns#'. The Digibandit: May 8, 2008

Thursday, May 08, 2008

First Male Results Are Finally In ---- - The Pope has Sucked over Six-Hundred Cocks

Dr. Sergio Libowitz made the long awaited announcement today -- "My Revolutionary COLA (Cocks Over Lips Analyzer) System - can now read Male Lips."

For our inaugural male analysis -- We scanned the Popes lips from a photograph of him in America last week and the results are conclusive:

"That Pope Benedick is a major cocksucker!"

The Dr. said in a press conference at his mountaintop laboratory in Switzerland today; "We hope the spiritual leader of all Catholics will not suffer any loss of spiritual credibility -from the scientific "Revelation" -- that he is a major cocksucker!"

Six -hundred cocks sucked is twice the number revealed for Hannah Montana in a previous report. (blog)

Furthermore - he stated; "We hope that as the COLA system gets into full swing - humanity will utilize this new scientific tool to pierce the veil of hypocrisy which deludes our perceptions of our leaders and cultural icons (and our friends and families and loved ones) -- and that we will :"

"Move forward into a world where everyone knows exactly how many cocks you have sucked - a world gentled and uplifted and purified with "behavioral clarity"

Let our new anthem be; "You Can suck - But You Can't Hide"