xmlns:og='http://ogp.me/ns#'. The Digibandit: Jul 30, 2008

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

John Mccaine Challenges Obama To Fight - Calls Him A Pussy

"Iv'e had enough of this twerpy faggots wussy bullshit!" -McCaine was overheard exclaiming to his wife Cyndy - who replied:

"Well John - why don't you just kick his black ass - and show the American people that youv'e still got more nuts at seventy eight than he has at twenty one"

Said a very pissed off Mccaine - "Fuck sakes Cyn - where have you been? - I am seventy five and he is twenty four - don't we have enough problems without you fucking up the math?"

"But your'e right - I'll get him in the ring and knock his dick off in one round - and then folks will see that the only thing he should command is a girl scout troop."

He continued; "Hell -- Jesse Jackson thinks he's an arrogant twerp - and the Rev Sharpton told me he thinks he takes it in the ass!"

"Oooh Lordy !" -exclaimed Cyndy"

I've got McCaine in two.