xmlns:og='http://ogp.me/ns#'. The Digibandit: 03/01/2013 - 04/01/2013

Sunday, March 31, 2013

Gay's are Disgusting BUTT We love Them Anyway

I love the fact that American's are willing to accept an aberrant lifestyle and go beyond the redneck morality of the bible when it comes to enforcing tolerance at the constitutional level

Procreation -the most vital and elementary force in evolution has been driven for a billion years by a MALE getting stimulated sexually by a FEMALE and vice versa -BE it from

bright plumage or a bigger set of antlers - or a mating call - or a nice ass and tits.

Gay men on the other hand stick their dicks into each others assholes (like in shit holes) to pleasure each other and then go out and have a nice dinner (oh and the anal canal does not work well as a placenta so in terms of "nature" it's pretty "unfriendly" for survival of the

OH -and I don't give a shit if anyone wants to fuck and marry an Elephant (as long as it's consensual) but let's get real - let's just say it outloud here - for most men the thought of getting fucked in the ass or blown by another man is one step
below fucking your grandmother.

SO -This is the first real evidence in human history that we as a species may be willing to go beyond the supernatural for our sources of  clarity and wisdom and commensurate codes of conduct and justice - 
including tolerance for disgusting lifestyles.

Fuck who you want -when you want -however you want as long as it's consensual and
does no harm - and no kids are hearing or watching.

Oh - Sorry -i forgot -i didn't mention lesbians - who are just totally cool! - And when they grow cocks the world will be safe at last!

Friday, March 29, 2013

Jesus Spends Another Easter With Anna Nicole Smith

Jesus who has not returned to heaven since his fling with Anna Nicole Smith,after her death from electrical shock due to a short in her powerful vibrator; and who has been seen partying with a variety of hot chicks,both dead and alive -- has decided to ignore his Father's demands to return to Heaven on the anniversary of his resurrection.

Jesus said,"I'm more interested in erection than resurrection right now!" He was overheard talking with a bartender in Malibu; " I was cooped up with God for so long without any pussy that i just went nuts -- when Anna died i decided to jump her,and now all i can think about is making up for lost time -- the simple truth is that Jesus is a party animal!"

"I plan on spending Easter with Anna and Marilyn Monroe and maybe Angie Dickinson and maybe Paris Hilton --the great thing about being Jesus is that i get to fuck all the pussy i want --dead or alive."

He concluded,"Anyway ,it's gonna be a great Easter -- as Anna always says -- "Jesus, you give new meaning to bringing back the dead ." -- And as for my Father -- if he didn't hog all the pussy for himself and his disciples -- i wouldn't have turned into a wild cunt man."

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Jesus and Paul to Wed In Malibu,California

We Can Adopt a Jew
At last the Homo icons of Christianity are at Peace -As a California Judge opened the door of marriage to all of God's children;

And -ALSO - ironically - to Jesus and St Paul -both well known homosexuals's in their time on Earth -who have always said they would like to be wed together in Southern California.

So while the Moron Mormons -along with all the other Neanderthals on the religious right -and the whole Rush(Oxycotin) Limbaugh and Fox News crowd cries about the end of the world at the hands of the progressives:

Jesus and Paul will be in a Honeymoon suite in Malibu - pumping each other in Marital Ecstasy.

The big question is -who is Mohammad the Greatest Moslem Homo gonna hook up with.

The Easter Bunny - Ancient Symbol of Fertility

“According to the University of Florida’s Center for Children’s Literature and Culture, the origin of the celebration — and the origin of the Easter Bunny — can be traced back to 13th-century, pre-Christian Germany, when people worshiped several gods and goddesses. The Teutonic deity Eostra was the goddess of spring and fertility, and feasts were held in her honor on the Vernal Equinox. Her symbol was the rabbit because of the animal’s high reproduction rate.” 

there's something charming about the tale of Eostra and the fertile bunny delivering eggs. It's less charming now that it's been co-opted by Christianity into a celebration of scapegoating our sins with a human sacrifice.

It's Time To Move Out The Elderly and Save The Children

 Say Goodbye Grandma

 My idea is to offer a person with say two years to live a "Death Buyout"  - ie. "Here's $100,000 for your kids -now adios grandma because we can't spend another $600,000 to keep you drooling for another coupla years."
These are the hard facts:
"Let’s not forget that with the elderly population growing rapidly, even if cost increases for each beneficiary can be contained, Medicare would still claim a rising share of the American economy.
Medicare needs to take a cue from Willie Sutton, who reportedly said he robbed banks because that’s where the money was.  
The big money in Medicare is not to be found in Mr. Ryan’s competition or Mr. Obama’s innovation, but in reducing the cost of treating people in the last year of life, which consumes more than a quarter of the program’s budget.
No one wants to lose an aging parent. And with price out of the equation, it’s natural for patients and their families to try every treatment, regardless of expense or efficacy. But that imposes an enormous societal cost that few other nations have been willing to bear. Many countries whose health care systems are regularly extolled — including Canada, Australia and New Zealand — have systems for rationing care.

So- c'mon -let's give the kids a break and get the fuck off the stage already -if you believe in Heaven this magnanimous gesture oughta help stamp your ticket - if your an atheist just go the fuck to sleep already!

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Justice Thomas - Porno Freak - Just Sits There With His Buddy Scalia

 i have more sexual control than that porno nigga

Read this NY Times report and then join in the "March to Castrate Justice Clarence Thomas"

WASHINGTON — Lillian McEwen is not one of the women whose name is generally associated with Justice Clarence Thomas and his contentious confirmation hearings for a Supreme Court seat.

But now, at age 65 and retired from a long legal career, with nothing to lose and a book to sell, Ms. McEwen is ready for that to change.

This week’s news that his wife, Virginia, had left voice mail for Anita Hill, asking her to apologize for “what you did with my husband” at the confirmation hearings, gave Ms. McEwen an unexpected opportunity to talk about Justice Thomas, the man she was romantically involved with for “six or seven years” in the 1980s. The phone call, she said in an interview Friday, makes sense to her.

For Ms. Thomas, she said, the accusation of sexual harassment made by Ms. Hill “still has to be a mystery, that he is still angry about this and upset about it after all these years, and I can understand that she would want to know why, and solve a problem if she could — I mean, acting as a loyal wife.”

But Ms. McEwen said she knew a different Clarence Thomas, one whom she recognized in the 1991 testimony of Ms. Hill, who claimed that he had repeatedly made inappropriate sexual comments to her at work, including descriptions of pornographic films.

Ms. McEwen said that pornography for Justice Thomas was “just a part of his personality structure.” She said he kept a stack of pornographic magazines, “frequented a store on Dupont Circle that catered to his needs,” and allowed his interest in pornography to bleed into his professional relationships.

“It starts inside,” she said, tapping her head during a 30-minute interview inside her three-story condominium in Southwest Washington. “And then your behavior flows from what it is that’s important to you. That’s what happened with him, certainly.”

Justice Thomas, through a Supreme Court spokeswoman, Kathy Arberg, declined to comment.

Ms. McEwen, who said she was surprised not to be subpoenaed by either side, did not testify about Justice Thomas at his confirmation hearings. She said she never received a response from a note she wrote to Senator Joseph R. Biden Jr., who was running the hearings and with whom she had worked as a lawyer for the Judiciary Committee. She said the note, sent after Justice Thomas was nominated, reminded Mr. Biden that she knew the nominee.

“The hearings themselves were so constrained — the questioning, the subject matter — the scope of the hearings didn’t really allow for any kind of treatment of the issues that had been raised,” she said. “The kind of Clarence I knew at the time that these events occurred is the kind of Clarence that did not emerge from the hearings, I’ll say that. It was not him, and he probably would not have been on the court if the real Clarence had actually been revealed.”

But now Ms. McEwen, who first spoke to The Washington Post for an article published Friday, is ready to talk about the man she says is the “real Clarence,” or at least the one she knew intimately. After retiring in 2007, Ms. McEwen began working on a memoir, which she completed this year. Ms. McEwen also spoke with ABC News.

The book, tentatively called “All About Me,” focuses on her childhood in the District, but she said Justice Thomas appears “in probably about 20 to 25 percent of the pages in the book, because he was a significant part of my life for many years.”

However, what may be the biggest scoop in her book — the private details of her contact with Justice Thomas — may also prove the biggest challenge in getting it published. She said that some agents have not gotten back to her, and others have said “it’s just not the kind of book that they are particularly enthusiastic about, a lot of it having to do with the fact that Clarence is included.”

Though Ms. McEwen still seems to get upset discussing Justice Thomas at times, she said she was the one who ended the relationship.

“He was changing and I didn’t like it,” she said. “He was just becoming obsessed with campaigning for the president and interviewing with reporters and raising his child in a way I didn’t like. It’s a combination of obsessed, ambitious, irritable and bullying that was just too much for me.”

Ms. McEwen has generally kept a low profile all these years, largely out of respect for the wishes of Justice Thomas, who asked her to “take the same position toward him that his first wife had taken” and not speak publicly about their relationship. They see each other “sporadically” — the last time they crossed paths, she said, was at a talk he gave at Howard University after his book, “My Grandfather’s Son,” came out in 2007.

“His book had a sense of anger about that whole process, that led me to believe he still carries a grudge, as if he had been victimized somehow, and as if he hadn’t won,” she said. “It was almost as if he were not on the Supreme Court. Like he was kept from it.”

 Thomas is a fucking pig!
As for Ms. McEwen’s book, she said the process of writing it was therapeutic. She recently showed it to her daughter.

“It was probably T.M.I.,” she said, using the abbreviation for “too much information.” “But that’s the way it is.”

Sorry Anita

Why Are Jews so Successful and Muslims SO Weak?


Why are the Jews so powerful ? By: Dr Farrukh Saleem. (The writer is a Pakistani, an Islamabad-based freelance columnist.) January 12, 2009

There are an estimated 1,476,233,470 Muslims on the face of the planet: one billion in Asia, 400 million in Africa,44 million in Europe and six million in the Americas . Every fifth human being is a Muslim; for every single Hindu there are two Muslims, for every Buddhist there are two Muslims and for every Jew there are one hundred Muslims. Ever wondered why Muslims are so powerless ?
Here is why: There are 57 member-countries of the Organisation of Islamic Conference (OIC), and all of them put together have around 500 universities; one university for every three million Muslims. The United States has 5,758 universities and India has 8,407. In 2004, Shanghai Jiao Tong University compiled an ‘Academic Ranking of World Universities’ , and intriguingly, not one university from Muslim-majority states was in the top-500.

Interestingly, the combined annual GDP of 57 OIC-countries is under $2 trillion. America , just by herself, produces goods and services worth $12 trillion; China $8 trillion, Japan $3.8 trillion and Germany $2.4 trillion (purchasing power parity basis).
Oil rich Saudi Arabia, UAE, Kuwait and Qatar collectively produce goods and services (mostly oil) worth $500 billion; Spain alone produces goods and services worth over $1 trillion, Catholic Poland $489 billion and Buddhist Thailand $545 billion. (Muslim GDP as a percentage of world GDP is fast declining).
So, why are Muslims so powerless ?

Answer: Lack of Education ! All we do is shout to Allah whole day and blame everyone else for our multiple failures..!
By: Dr Farrukh Saleem


Monday, March 25, 2013

Bloomberg To Charge Fat (carbon Imprint) Tax

Mayor Bloomberg wants to charge fat people (over 120 BMI) a  '"Fat Tax"

He said;"fat people have an excessive carbon imprint and not only do they increase ALL of our health premiums BUT they also emit way too much Carbon Dioxide"
He went on;"if you don't give a fuck about your own health and that of your children then we normal New Yorkers are going to charge you by the pound for your additional excess girth."

Obese and Smoking Workers To Pay The Price - Bout Time!

 Employers are increasingly looking to lower their health care costs by using incentives like cash rewards to persuade workers to make better lifestyle choices, according to survey findings released Monday.

CVS Caremark, the large pharmacy and drug-benefit provider, recently said it would require its employees to report their weight, blood sugar and cholesterol or be forced to pay an annual penalty of $600. It also will require that smokers try to quit.
Several other major employers, including Home Depot, PepsiCo and Wal-Mart, have also adopted such policies.

A separate Aon Hewitt survey offered some evidence that incentive programs can change behaviors. That survey, of workers who had taken a questionnaire and then received suggestions for improving their health, found that nearly two-thirds made at least one positive change. The employee survey was conducted in partnership with the National Business Group on Health and the Futures Company, a consulting firm. 

Next up should Be Medicaid Recipients

Saturday, March 23, 2013

Utah Coyote killers - Redneck Dickless - Mindless Gun Loving Christians

The Coyote can Interbreed with Dogs and is a magnificent creature! - Those who relish slaughtering these marvels of nature are mostly Dickless Redneck Christian Morons
OGDEN, Utah — Spencer Glauser, who started hunting as a boy perched on his father’s shoulders, is an unabashed coyote hater. “One’s too many” to have roaming the mountains and encroaching on towns, he said.

Mean spirited ignorant and violent brainwashed backward  human Critters  -Worthless sub humans with guns for dicks 

Friday, March 22, 2013

Hallmark Channel announces More Stupid Shit for Christian Morons

At Crown Media's upfront presentation at New York City's elegant Eleven Madison Park restaurant, the Hallmark Channel announced that it's doubling down its efforts to develop original programming by adding as much dull phony Christian family bullshit melodrama as they can shovel into those dull dimwit homes who watch their syrupy non creative crap from the fifties.

 "The recognition factor for our network is not what it should be, considering how fucking lame most Religious Christian families are" said Bill Abbott, President and CEO of Crown Media Family Networks. "We expect this Upfront to be groundbreaking for us - and be up 20% in terms of volume." Here are some highlights of what the network has coming up:
  • The network's first original scripted series, Debbie Macomber's Cedar Cove, stars Andie MacDowell as a small-town family court judge whose work life directly impacts her day-to-day life.- REALLY -oh goody! No shit -it does -WOWEEE! -maybe she'll get fucked by the local Sherrif and get the clap and that will get her goin!!!
  • When Calls the Heart has been greenlit for 10 episodes. Based on the book by Janette Oke, it tells the story of Elizabeth Thatcher, a young teacher accustomed to her high society life, who receives her first classroom post in a prairie town in the Western Frontier. The movie pilot debuts on October 5, while the series premieres in January 2014. OMG does that sound creative and stimulating! -I mean what the fuck! - Hopefully Elizabeth will get cornholed by a an entire tribe of Apache Indians.
  • Pilot-to-series projects include My Gal Sunday, based on a book of short stories by Mary Higgins Clark, and Dead Letters, developed by Touched by An Angel creator Martha Williamson. My Gal Sunday follows the husband and wife crime solving duo of Sunday and Henry Parker. Henry is an ex-Vice President of the United States, and Sunday is a legal aid lawyer. Dead Letters, follows a quirky quartet of civil servants in the Dead Letter Office of the US Postal System who transform themselves into an elite team of lost-mail detectives.  LOST  MAIL? - I'm surprised there's no CSI Lost Mail? -Maybe the whole family will be sent UPS to Quito,Ecuador and held for ransom and then gang raped by Moron Missionaries gone wild.
  •  There's some more Christian Preachy sappy shit on the slate but i'm too fucking naseous to go on BUT they do have one blockbuster  -  "Preachers Who Cornhole Local Jewish Women" 

Thursday, March 21, 2013

Right Wing WingNuts Lead by Michelle (crazy eyes) Bachman

 Just check out the link below for a look into the Greatest Moron Show On Earth -The Republican Right Wingnuts


 Bachman's Future
Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) on Thursday insisted that it was her “duty as a believer in Christ” repeal President Barack Obama’s healthcare reform law before “it literally kills women, kills children, kills senior citizens.”