xmlns:og='http://ogp.me/ns#'. The Digibandit: Jan 8, 2013

Tuesday, January 08, 2013

Viewers of Honey Boo Boo Should be Lobotomized

 Along with the TLC managemant who pass this shit off as a 'learning" experience - they should be called the Moron Channel

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo came back strong Sunday with a Halloween special, which drew 3.1 million viewers. The hourlong special was the TLC redneck reality series’ most-watched and highest-rated episode to date; it garnered a 1.7 rating in adults 18-49 and a 20% rise from the 1.4 rating of the show’s last original September 27. Honey Boo Boo, which premiered in August, follows the antics of tiny pageant sensation Alana Thompson and her family. The initial 10 episodes of Season 1 proved a big hit for the network, averaging 2.4 million viewers. 

 typical Honey Boo Boo Viewer awaiting lobotomy
Homeland Security should round up all 3.1million viewers and put them in Mental Hospitals while awaiting their lobotomies  -as threats to the welfare of their children and to society.

"Too Young to Marry a Fat Jew" leads Oxygen slate of New Shows

At its Television Critics Association Winter Tour presentation, Oxygen revealed it has three new high quality original reality series on the docket.  The first is "Find Me My Pussy Eatin Man" a dating show about a Miami matchmaking agency.  

"Too Young to Marry a Rich  Fat Jew" follows the lives of young women who got married to Rich fat Jews because they were rich and now regret it. 

AND  - "Fat Girl Revenge" follows formerly obese women who get back at men who hurt them while they were overweight by cutting off their balls and eating them.  

Oxygen also has a pilot for a hidden-camera series titled Propos'd where grooms get back at their marriage-obsessed girlfriends by cornholing them into submission.