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Wednesday, March 03, 2010

Finally -Tiger Got His Nuts Back

To all my golfing buddies

To my wife, I'm sorry. I fucked up but I'm not changing so you'll either
need to put up with this shit or I'll stroke you the check I agreed to in
the pre-nup....sorry.

To my fans, get over it. Where I stick my dick is none of your business. If
you care....sorry. I don't need any of you in order to make 10 times in one
year what you'll make in a career. I promise to continue to hit 4 irons from
210 yards to within 10' of the hole and drop putts that you couldn't read in
a million years. If that's not good enough for you, go watch tennis.

To the media. You cocksuckers are the only ones more two-faced than I am.
Kissing my ass for all those years and then ripping me every chance you've
had since Thanksgiving. Fuck all ya'll. I'm glad I don't have to take the
time to sit and answer the same bullshit questions over and over again.

To the other golfers. Kiss my cablanasian ass! You motherfuckers come out
ripping me when I've put more fucking money in your pockets than you could
count. You think anyone's been paying to see Jesper-fucking-Parnavik? Give
me a fucking break. I'm almost tempted to give up golf just to punish you
guys but I think it's going to be more fun to practice for the next few
weeks and get back to making you all my bitches.

That's all I got today folks.....see ya at Augusta !....Oh and Bambi, if
you're listening I'll meet you at the Ritz in 45 minutes.