Dickless Vatican Tells Africans Not To Fuck

Pope Tells Africans Not To Fuck

fuck the Pope

Boys are better

"Hey you dysfunctional folks out there on the Dark Continent - i know your'e having trouble not chopping up everyone in sight -and you make a dollar a day - and your'e hot and dirty - and you have no toilet paper or TV or radio or socks -or even drugs -and there are flies eating up your eyeballs:
"But i - Your Popa - don't have a cock and i am very happy -so donta you worry about getting laid -- i hear it's very messy!"

'If you absolutely have to stick your biga blacka dicka in something -find a young boy -lika my priests."
That Pope is quite a guy!

But the Church is tone deaf - here's the latest statement from The Black Bishops (who would fuck any altar boy that's not armed even if he has advanced stage leprosy)
"The bishops did not veer from Vatican policy opposing the use of condoms to prevent the spread of H.I.V. and AIDS. “The problem cannot be overcome by the distribution of prophylactics,” they wrote. Instead, they urged abstinence among the unmarried and fidelity among the married. “Such a course of action not only offers the best protection against the spread of this disease but is also in harmony with Christian morality,” they wrote."

Remember The "Blow Job Governor" Mark Sanford -He's Baaaack!

  This was the digibandit's report back in 09'  "Mark Sanford Gives It All Up For Argentinian Blow Job"

COLUMBIA, S.C. – After going AWOL for seven days, Gov. Mark Sanford admitted Wednesday that he had secretly flown to Argentina to visit a woman with whom he was having an affair.

"I'm so ashamed" he announced today at a press conference; "But i never had anyone suck my dick like lupe does."

Wiping away tears, he apologized to his wife and four sons and said he will resign as head of the Republican Governors Association.

"I've been unfaithful to my wife, but maybe if she Learned how to suck cock like Lupe this wouldn't have happened."

He said in a bombshell news conference in which the 49-year-old governor ruminated aloud with remarkable frankness on God's law, moral absolutes and following one's heart. He said he spent the last five days "getting sucked off in Argentina."

Sanford, who in recent months had been mentioned as a possible presidential candidate in 2012, said when questioned about whether he would step down as governor.

"I don't care what God or anyone thinks -0r about my stupid job - i can only think about getting more blow jobs from Lupe."

Sanford concluded; "Lupe can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch!"

Well as Obama always says; "Nothing more viscious or dangerous than a horny Republican politician"

And there's a lot of them!

AND Now He's Back! -Begging for Forgiveness from The Rednecks in South Carolina

Mr. Sanford, who left the governorship in 2011 and had spent the time since regrouping after a divorce and his painful last year in office, said in an interview that he viewed the timing as something of a miracle that came just as he was contemplating his next move.

His strategy, in ads and interviews, had been to first ask for forgiveness for leaving his office unattended for six days as he pursued a woman in Argentina who is now his fiancée. He lied about it, saying he was hiking the Appalachian Trail. Although he finished his term, he faced ethics fines, censure by his party and a divorce from his wife of 21 years, Jenny.

 

  Governor Sanford and his BlowJob Queen

 sorry Mark -you BLEW it!

His first ad spoke of finding grace and the god of second chances. His second ad quickly left that theme behind, and hammered home his conservative qualifications, which included being rated by the Cato Institute, a libertarian group, as the most fiscally conservative governor during his tenure.