Paterno Statue to be Replaced With Giant Beaver

 Save A Tree Eat A Beaver

After a plane flew over the Penn State campus several days last week trailing a banner that said, “Take the statue down or we will,” some students set up camp to guard the monument from vandals. Others moved on, changing the name of their game-day tent city outside Beaver Stadium from Paternoville to Cornholeville.

And it was announced today that the original sculptor of The Paterno statue - Angelo Di Mario -will begin work immediately on a Giant Beaver Statue with the inscription:"

"Save A Tree Eat A Beaver" 

 I miss Jerry and Joe

Di Mario stated: "The emphasis now will be placed on normal  pussy related sex -not on cornholing children!"

Asked about the pressure for him to create a statue of Paterno cornholing a young boy Di Mario replied:

"It would be very hard to capture that in an ascetic way"