xmlns:og='http://ogp.me/ns#'. The Digibandit: Apr 12, 2011

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

The New Catholic Mass Should Require Homo Alert

Can you believe THIS horseshit?

"One of the most noticeable changes is in the Nicene Creed, the statement of faith that Catholics learn to recite as children. Currently, Catholics say that Jesus is “one in being with the Father,” but in the future they will say that Jesus is “consubstantial with the Father.” This is one of several changes that include unfamiliar vocabulary.

The new mass MUST require every Priest and the Pope -before every mass - to announce:

"I will not use the power - as a representative of god on Earth - to stick my weeny in the butt of an Alter boy -or any one under the age of 35 -of whatever faith"

BECAUSE you should be less concerned about whether Johnny Jr. is memorizing the Latest Catholic mumbo jumbo - than him being coerced to suck off Father Peter "Because God likes to watch that Johnny -so be a good little Catholic and open wide."

Crude? Crude? -it's happening as we speak! And those rotten fucking perverted priests will never change -and never get the severity of the horror of it -and never stop covering each others asses about it. (oops a pun)

We need women in the priesthood and mandatory castration for the men after they take their vows!