xmlns:og='http://ogp.me/ns#'. The Digibandit: 06/01/2015 - 07/01/2015

Monday, June 29, 2015

Gays Are Disgusting AND We Love Them AS WE Should (ANYWAY!)

I love the fact that American's are willing to accept an aberrant lifestyle and go beyond the redneck morality of the bible when it comes to enforcing tolerance at the constitutional level

Procreation -the most vital and elementary force in evolution has been driven for a billion years by a MALE getting stimulated sexually by a FEMALE and vice versa -BE it from

bright plumage or a bigger set of antlers - or a mating call - or a nice ass and tits.

Gay men on the other hand stick their dicks into each others assholes (like in shit holes) to pleasure each other and then go out and have a nice dinner (oh and the anal canal does not work well as a placenta so in terms of "nature" it's pretty "unfriendly" for survival of the

OH -and I don't give a shit if anyone wants to fuck and marry an Elephant (as long as it's consensual) but let's get real - let's just say it outloud here - for most men the thought of getting fucked in the ass or blown by another man is one step
below fucking your grandmother.

SO -This is the first real evidence in human history that we as a species may be willing to go beyond the supernatural for our sources of  clarity and wisdom and commensurate codes of conduct and justice - 
including tolerance for disgusting lifestyles.

Fuck who you want -when you want -however you want as long as it's consensual and
does no harm - and no kids are hearing or watching.

Oh - Sorry -i forgot -i didn't mention lesbians - who are just totally cool! - And when they grow cocks the world will be safe at last!

Saturday, June 27, 2015

Anal Sex becoming More Popular as "Safe Sex" among Heterosexuals - Anal Birth Control! -100% Guaranteed!

The wide spread long overdue acceptance and welcoming of gays in our society and culminating in passage of the same sex marriage law has peaked more interest in the pleasures of anal sex  by the heterosexual community!

AND along with that recognition and greater practice a large percentage of "straights" have recognized that anal sex is the absolute perfect alternative to any other form of birth control!

Cannot wait until the Bible Belters get wind of this breakthrough cultural trend and realize their madcap measures to fight contraception has lost all meaning.

Oh -And when their wives start asking for some tushy loving -LOL! -OMG!!!

Dark Day for The American Bottom Feeders

Hannity Agrees With Cruz: "Today Is Some Of The Darkest 24 Hours In Our Nation's History"
Hannity: "I Couldn't Say It More Eloquently"

 ALLThese progressive humanistic measures along with ACA and The new Marriage Equality Law  were all  disasters for the regressive scum like Hannity and Cruz and their fellow scumbags!

Emancipation Proclamation- Universal Suffrage - The new Deal (Social Security and Medicare) -Brown vs Board of Ed -  The Voting Rights Act - Gays in the Military 
I'm sure you get the message!

Thursday, June 25, 2015

Just When You Thought Texas Had NO Culture

The four-day Luling Watermelon Thump in Luling, Tex., starts today, with contests for the biggest melon, longest seed-spitting and speediest eating among the events

Saturday - June 27

421 E. Davis Street, Luling, TX  78648

10:00 AM - Texas Size Thump Parade  -- Tamron Hall of NBC's Today Show is 2015 Grand Marshall

11:00 AM - GATE ADMISSION Free   Children 12 and Under FREE!


12:00 PM - Joe Libby Magician- Children's Tent

Sponsored By: Progress Drilling, Inc.

12:00 - 3:00 PM  Wade Henry Juggler & Magician Roaming the Thump Grounds

Sponsored By H&R Block Tax Service of Luling

12:00 PM - Shiner Hobo Band at the Small Stage in the Pavilion

Sponsored By Watermelonshop.com

12:30 PM - Melon Eating Sign Up in the Pavilion

12:30 PM - Watermelon Carving Contest - Turn in at the Pavilion

1:00 PM - Melon Eating Contests

Ages 1-7
Ages 8-14 Immediately Following
Ages 15 & Over Immediately Following
Sponsored By Kamala Lewis, D.D.S.


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Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Don't believe The Bullshit about State Rights - It Was ALL About Slavery!

It was ALL about Slavery
Was the Olde Confederacy awful? Of course. None of the rationalizations for secession or “the Cause” hold up under the slightest historical scrutiny. For example, southerners weren’t complaining at all about “states rights” during the thirty years that they dominated the federal government, until 1860.
The secession declarations of each Confederate state make abundantly clear that their cause was exactly and precisely and almost entirely the protection and promotion of slavery. Top middle and bottom. First and last. 

The very word is praised more than thirty times in South Carolina’s document. Those who tout any other explanation for the treason know no history.

Obama Should have Worn a Dress to Make the Point! - LGBT Pride Month

LGBT Pride Month
NOW, THEREFORE, I, BARACK OBAMA, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and the laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim June 2015 as Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Pride Month. I call upon the people of the United States to eliminate prejudice everywhere it exists, and to celebrate the great diversity of the American people.

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

The Ugly Side of America's Past - Apology Long Overdue!

The bloody evil done by America during the Cold War! The excesses and power mad immorality of the CIA were horrendous.! America has a lot to apologize for! Along with it's success in securing Democracy for many more millions we should be mindful that it came at too high a price for other millions of innocents crushed in that process

Monday, June 22, 2015

St.Paul is a Distant Relative of Rue Paul

Ever wonder why archtetypes in western thought like - Eve, Sarah, Hagar, Esther -Heroic Jewish women of the old testament - have no similar role models in the Christian Bible?

 St Paul shoulda come out the closet and saved a lot of strife!

Well -let's look at Gay St. Paul ( ancient relative of famous transgender Rue Paul)

"The war that went on between what he desired with his mind and what he desired with his body, his drivenness to a legalistic religion of control, his fear when that system was threatened, his attitude toward women, his refusal to seek marriage as an outlet for his passion -- nothing else accounts for this data as well as the possibility that Paul was gay."

 Relaltive of Rue Paul
SO what we have is the architect of The catholic Church as a frustrated gay bashing self hating gay man  building gay bashing and mysogeny into The Bible

"To me it is a beautiful idea that a homosexual male, scorned then as well as now, living with both the self-judgment and the social judgments that a fearful society has so often and unknowingly pronounced upon the very being of some of its citizens, could nonetheless, not in spite of this but because of this, be the one who would define grace for the Christian people. 

Grace was the love of God, an unconditional love, that loved Paul just as he was. A rigidly controlled gay male, I believe, taught the Christian church what the love of God means and what, therefore, Christ means as God's agent. Finally, it was a gay male, tortured and rejected, who came to understand what resurrection means as God's vindicating act."
-- Michael Grant