Don't have children -AND DON'T get a dog!
So i'm out in the park with Liza (the wonderdog) yesterday and there's an attractive thirty ish woman about fifty yards away pulling and yelling at her dog like a moron.
Liza sees this and says to me "Hey poppy that's fucked up - I'm gonna go see if i can help"
So as Liza gets about thirty feet from the moron bitch (the dog OWNER that is) -She starts screaming "Get your dog away from me!"
In the meantime her son comes a running "Mommy! Mommy! can i pet the nice doggy?" (Liza)
Of course the miserable fuck starts yelling at the kid; "No! No! -You get away from that dog! -and look you're all muddy!"
Liza says to me; "Hey Pops -Can i take a bite out of that miserable fuck's ass?"
"Nope" says I -"Lets just keep movin along -people are like dogs -some are just turned into miserable fucks"
So now we come across a father teaching his kid how to ride a bike and he's runnin along beside him and the bike is all wobbling and teetering along -- and the kid is just laughing away -and the father is laughing -and Liza runs over to help out -and now the kid is playing with her -and the father is joining right in -and he says what a nice dog she is "Su pero es muy linda y contento "
"Yep she's a fine old girl allright" i reply -and he asks me something in Spanish that seems to say "Can my son give your dog a cookie?"
"Si Si gracias" says i and the kid gives Liza a cookie and Liza asks if she can play with the kid -and they gambol over to the duck pond together.
Well -i finally say "hasta luego" to Luis and little Luis and his momma - who is grilling hot dogs and hamburgers (liza and i each had a hot dog with jalapeno peppers and we split a Dos Equis) while singing joyfully
So as i get to my car i see a Range Rover pulling out and the driver is guess who? -You got it! --The miserable fucking moron! -And i hear the kid crying and the dog barking -and her yelling:
"Next time your father can take you to the park -if he can spare time from his golf"
AND -that's kinda a metaphor for life -ain't it?
And about immigration
