xmlns:og='http://ogp.me/ns#'. The Digibandit: Nov 9, 2012

Friday, November 09, 2012

General David Petraeus says "I Couldn't Control" My Dick Surge"

CIA Director David Petraeus resigned Friday, citing an extramarital affair and "extremely poor judgment." -"my dick just surged out of control for her."

 His "Dick Surge" sure beats The Iraq Surge
 She's hotter than a dick seeking missile
He said -"The Iraqi surge was nothing next to the surge in my pants when i look at this women naked!" 
Petraeus told President Barack Obama of his affair and offered his resignation during a meeting Thursday, a senior official told NBC News.
In a statement, Obama said he accepted Petraeus’s resignation on Friday and told The CIA Director that we can't have our Generals "surging" after all the hot pussy in the pentagon.