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Saturday, December 10, 2016

The Digibandit: Obama's last major Presidential Order "Election s...

The Digibandit: Obama's last major Presidential Order "Election s...: Obama Announces - Red Neck Christian Brains To Be Mapped     President Obama  on Tuesday will announce a broad new research initiat...

Trump says he knows more than our National Intelligence Agencies suck

 Dangerous Idiot Trump, in a statement issued by his transition team on Friday evening, expressed complete disbelief in the intelligence agencies’ assessments. “These are the same people that said Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction,”

"The whole national security apparatus of america is wrong about Russia getting me elected!" Boo hoo hoo "They all suck!"

Tuesday, December 06, 2016

The Bullshit Revolutions

Forever to be known as "The Bullshit Revolutions" of the early 21st Century

We are in the early stages of great disruption in western civilization akin to Sturm und Drang around 1777 and The Revolutions of 1848.
Sweeping changes and disruptive ideas like democracy and liberalism and nationalism and socialism and rationalism clashed back then!
What we have NOW is a monumental collision between those who can think and the forces of progress AND those who are driven and led by whatever bullshit works to keep them happy AND their leaders who are the bullshit providers.

Monday, November 28, 2016

STEVE BANNON Just another smart guy with swollen balls!

Demystifying Steve Bannon -The rich smart - highly educated scumbag populist who controls Trump and The alt rt moron racists.

If he couldn't find an army of assholes to kneel before him by exploiting native populism he would be JUST another smart well off guy.

To Sick Narciisistic Power Mad Alphas like Bannion it's NEVER enough!

It's ALL about ego and machismo and deep down insecurity and self hatred.
The touchstones of all demagogues!

( AND nothing he proposes is worth shit under careful analysis -THAT'S The Rub!)

Saturday, November 26, 2016

Obama's last major Presidential Order "Election shows we need this study!"


 President Obama on Tuesday will announce a broad new research initiative, starting with $100 million in 2016, to invent and refine new technologies to understand the  how's and why's  -the unique functioning of  - Fundamentalist Christian/Redneck thought processing.

 The President announced - " Now we know these folks are not all there!"

"They oppose all attempts to move along the highway of human progress and are stuck in their Bronze Age Biblical Mentality -BUT -we are gonna help them -we are gonna give them an opportunity to wake up and smell The Roses -like these beautiful roses in our garden here all round us today."

"Oh and ESPECIALLY You Gun nuts out there!"

A senior administration scientist compared the new initiative to the Human Genome Project, in that it is directed at a problem that has seemed insoluble up to now: the recording and mapping of brain circuits in action in an effort to “show how millions of brain cells interact.  especially in the minds of these redneck Christian folks who we have always thought were just retarded by  "early childhood brain washing" but now we are looking for deeper answers.

Brain researchers can now insert wires in the brain of animals, or sometimes human beings, to record the electrical activity of brain cells called neurons, as they communicate with each other so this technique should work well with these Christian Rednecks as they have much lower IQ's and smaller brains than most folks.

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The Digibandit: Obama Announces - Fundamentalist Christian Brains...: Obama Announces - Red Neck Christian Brains To Be Mapped     President Obama  on Tuesday will announce a broad new research initiati...

Friday, November 25, 2016

Black Friday Crapfest -Shop till you Drop - For needless Crap!

Black Friday Ditty
Let's go out and buy some crap we
can't afford or need
Eat all the plants and animals
who cares about about the seed?

Lifeplan -Buy more Crap!
Nothing saved for catastrophe -No college fund NO Insurance:
BECAUSE it Never rains in Schmuckland USA -LOL

Savings? - HUH? Cigarettes and Beer and Drugs cost me and Clem $700 right there alone. -Then theres all them blingy sales and all those phones and shit and THEN i gotta feed the lil ones?

(Elizabeth Warren offered a bit of advice during her time as a professor: Spend 50 percent on needs, 30 percent on wants and 20 percent on savings.)

Thursday, November 24, 2016

How to Save Anerica And The Earth

Here's my BIG idea:

All voting should be weighted by the ave SAT scores of the chldren of the voters. (higher scores more vote weight)

Result would give high priority to effective parenting and the potential of their children to become progressive citizens.

(also -would guarantee that dangerous emotional idiots would never reach higher office)

ie -rule by the smart

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

The Rise of The Schmuckbabblers


First you had the evolution of complete idiots who discovered social media and stimulated by interaction with other idiots tried 24/7 to advance concepts and ideas which any 8 year old in a good Blue State school would identify immediately as bullshit or some form of mental impairment.

These hard core fools still represent the tsunami of bulk bullshit iignorance which flows down the polluted river of social media - BUT NOW:

You'll notice that there is this Next Wave of Idiots
spewing opinions and attempts at analysis and insight and they are not QUITE as limited as the core junk/ mind morons: (idiot light)

However - Absent any acquired discipline in handling complex thought 101 which would enable them to get beyond "Truthiness" (no reading -shit education - suburban racist tribalists - stupid friends )

THEY fcking spew out these mental shit sausages 24/7 which they think have value and are profound?

Isn't that some new form of schitzophrenia?


America;s NEW White welfare Kings and Queens

You want a handout -No problem

BUT I am not willing to pay 30% more for an air conditioner or a car because you got fucked by history! (anymore than I am willing to stop shopping at Walmarts so my local retailers can increase their profits)

Globalization has created world wide prosperity for hundreds of millions of people and increased the living standards of tens of millions of Americans.

YOU got screwed in the process -that's rough! AND so I AM in favor of compensating you for your losses to a reasonable degree and to give you enough training so you can become productive and fairly compensated once more.

This is what The Democrats are for! This is what Clinton proposed!

You chose to elect someone with a bullshit magic bullet to solve your problems -There is none!

Kill every trade deal and build economic walls around America and close all the big box stores and then get ready to have a big yard sale.

Oh - And while your boxing up all the crap you don't need think about all those Americans who never had a chance and asked for help and to whom you said “fuck them welfare queens and poor slobs!”

Monday, November 14, 2016

TheBell Curve - Trumptrogs have just dug their graves a LOT deeper!

The Bell Curve - Right on the money!

It’s been 20 years since “The Bell Curve” was published. Which theses of the book do you think are the most relevant right now to American political and social life?

An increasingly isolated cognitive elite.
A merging of the cognitive elite with the affluent.
A deteriorating quality of life for people at the bottom end of the cognitive distribution.
Unchecked, these trends will lead the U.S. toward something resembling a caste society, with the underclass mired ever more firmly at the bottom and the cognitive elite ever more firmly anchored at the top, restructuring the rules of society so that it becomes harder and harder for them to lose. (p. 509)

A  Remind you of anything you’ve noticed about the US recently? If you look at the first three chapters of the book I published in 2012, “Coming Apart,” you’ll find that they amount to an update of “The Bell Curve,” showing how the trends that we wrote about in the early 1990s had continued and in some cases intensified since 1994. I immodestly suggest that “The Bell Curve” was about as prescient as social science gets.

Saturday, November 12, 2016

Bend over Stupid people -Your Trumpfcking has begun -LOL

Reality Check time!

"Carrier isn’t changing its plans. On Friday in a written statement, the company said, “We are making every effort to ease the transition for our Carrier colleagues in Indiana.”
The advances of technology, the diffusion of industrial expertise around the world, the availability of cheap labor and the rise of China as a manufacturing powerhouse would have disrupted the nation’s industrial heartland even without new trade deals.
Nor are tariffs likely to bring many of these jobs back, said David Autor, a professor of economics at M.I.T., who is one of the country’s foremost specialists on the pluses and minuses of free trade. “We don’t have silver bullets,” he said.

Friday, November 11, 2016

The Digibandit: America is mostly comprised of Ignorant Assholes -...

The Digibandit: America is mostly comprised of Ignorant Assholes -...: Let's be clear! The schmucks dominate America! At least 48% will vote for Trump AND the House is dominated by conservative and Tea ...

Trump calls Obama The "N" word in First Meeting

On friday at the White House, the once-unimaginable happened: 
The two men met face to face for the first time for a 90-minute discussion in the Oval Office and Obama said:

'I respect the office but let's be straight! You were elected by a population of schmucks that basically should be deported to allow room for hopeful energetic and bright immigrants."
NOW before you turn The White House into a right wing schmuck palace you might want to consider that in a few years those schmucks who elected you may be standing outside with Torches and Pitchforks alongfside your Klan brothers!"
'He called me the "N" word and i had security throw him the fck outa here!"

Monday, October 24, 2016

Thursday, October 20, 2016

The Digibandit: It's Come Down To This

The Digibandit: It's Come Down To This: Message body "It's come down to this" Regardless of the election results we can never again look at a s...

Trump will commit Suicide on November 8 -The only honorable way out!

Why Trump will commit suicide on Nov. 8

Donald Trump can’t help being himself. It’s why he lost yet another debate and why he will lose the election.
The post-debate coverage has been dominated by Mr. Trump’s refusal to say he won’t accept the election results, and rightly so. It would be a shocking statement, except for the fact that he has spent much of this month attempting to undermine the foundations of our democratic system. That he would do so in a debate, despite how obviously self-destructive it was, underscores what has always been his main weakness: his unstable and disordered personality.
Mr. Trump obsesses over polls and knows that the overwhelming odds are that he will lose. Psychologically, he cannot accept that; for him, being labeled a loser is the ultimate humiliation. Therefore he has to manufacture an excuse for his impending defeat, and in this case, the excuse comes in the form of him repeatedly claiming that the election is rigged.

A Bridge WAY too far for The Deplorables and White Christian Trash to Cross!

What has become crystal clear is that when a dangerous imbecile like Trump starts spouting lie after lie -The only way an individual would know they are blatant misrepresentaions of real facts is if you can discriminate between the credible and non credible media sources and pundits supporting those facts.

That requires the ability to weigh evidence and have some spectrum of choices for analysis.
It's not brain surgery BUT definitely a bridge too far for undisciplined minds.

The divide IS definitely between those that can read and engage in nuanced thinking and analysis and those who accept any information, from any sources, that reinforce their emotions - as gospel.
That divide is bridged by better education and all the factors that create an environment for that education and greater mental acuity (and even emotional equilibrium)

Friday, October 14, 2016

It's Come Down To This

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Saturday, August 20, 2016

Leftover Trump Garbage will need Disposal

The message of hatred and paranoia that is inciting millions of voters will outlast the messenger. The toxic effects of Trumpism will have to be addressed.

What we MUST  do with the leftover Trump garbage!

Thursday, July 07, 2016

The Digibandit: Something for EVERYONE in New Fall TV Programs! -T...

The Digibandit: Something for EVERYONE in New Fall TV Programs! -T...: “Christians Gone Bad” - Serves up stories of former devoted Fundamentalists who become Hasidic Jews and kill and torture Altar boys....

Obama recommends formation of -- The United Nations World Wide "BLOW JOB CORPS<"

Obama said "These sexually repressed folks are just too backed up!"

 Obama announced   "We need a United Nations Blow Job Corp.  (comprised of BOTH men AND women)

 To Help reduce anger among conservative christians and islamists!

Volunteers needed ( i'm too old -before you ask)"

America is mostly comprised of Ignorant Assholes -The numbers don't Lie!

Let's be clear! The schmucks dominate America! At least 48% will vote for Trump AND the House is dominated by conservative and Tea Party throw backs.
If it wasn't for the highly educated elites (who can at least reason objectively) America would be one big white christian lower middle class shithole!
And the poor would be TOTALLY fcked  NOT just  PARTIALLY FCKED!!

Wednesday, July 06, 2016

Doctors at The Mayo Clinic Agree - Trump MUST have Brain Cancer !

 "It's the ONLY explanation for his behavior"

Dr Moishe Pipick head of The Mayo's Clinic's Ontology Wing said today:

" I have observed the way individuals with terminal brain tumors act for over  30 years now!"

"I have consulted with my staff and reviewed his behavior patterns on video with them."

He concluded : "He is either a pathological liar and sociopath or has a pre-frontol lobe terminal tumor! AND we are betting on a combination of both!"

Tuesday, June 21, 2016

ABC Announces Bachelorette spinoff - "Bitchelorette" - Anal Sex and Cornhole Soulmates!

Judy Moronsky may get her heart broken by Clem Tardoff on the premiere of The Bitchelorette," but it it didn't diminish her desire for a lasting love. After taking time back home in Dallas with her parents and three older siblings and to let her butt heal - The 25-year-old is ready to get back in the game and start the search for her cornholesoul mate all over again. 

A successful masseuse specializing in the BIG surprise ending , the spunky girl-next-door also enjoys meth, sp country music and spending time with her father at Klu Klux Clan meetings. At the end of this journey, she plans to have the right man by her side to share it all.

 Irving Schlocker head of programming at ABC said:

NOTHING shows love and commitment like cornholing and that will become clear on The Bitchelorette

The Digibandit: Bachelorette Two Hour Anal Sex Episode - Highest r...

The Digibandit: Bachelorette Two Hour Anal Sex Episode - Highest r...:  In my opinion a special cornholing edition of The Bachelorette would DRIVE 40 million viewers to this program and be a breakout example - ...

Tuesday, June 14, 2016

The Digibandit: The Digibandit: Bachelorette Two Hour Anal Sex Epi...

The Digibandit: The Digibandit: Bachelorette Two Hour Anal Sex Epi...: The Digibandit: Bachelorette Two Hour Anal Sex Episode - Highest r... :  In my opinion a special cornholing edition of The Bachelorette woul...

The End of The World as We Know It!

The world will mercifully end soon because every ignorant asshole with internet access can now add to the public debate and influence morally corrupt public officials AND abett populist demagogues AND as a consequence- We are drowning in a tsunami of populist conspiracy driven bullshit spread by half witted assholes!

Friday, May 27, 2016

The Digibandit: The Digibandit: Monica Lewinsky says she would die...

The Digibandit: The Digibandit: Monica Lewinsky says she would die...: The Digibandit: Monica Lewinsky says she would die before Blowing ... : BUT i would blow this great guy again tomorrow!

Oral Sex while Texting are a Recipe for Disaster on Memorial Day Weekend - AAA Announces!

Oral sex driving hazard this weekend!

AAA expects 34 million people to drive at least 50 miles this holiday weekend, the most since 2005 and said at least 5 million of them will receive oral sex while driving which is extremely dangerous. - But w not as bad as getting blown WHILE texting!

The Final Orgasm of George and Sarah Schwartz

Thursday, May 26, 2016

Something for EVERYONE in New Fall TV Programs! -TV Get's Better and Better!

“Christians Gone Bad” - Serves up stories of former devoted Fundamentalists who become Hasidic Jews and kill and torture Altar boys.
“Til Death Do Polacks Part" - Explores stories of Polish divorce that end in murder led by psychotherapist and relationship expert, Dr. Hanns Chryszxlmnsnsky and forensic psychologist and attorney, Dr.Igor Moronowsky .
“Wives With Knives” - Showcases stories of women who fought back and cut of the dicks and balls of their husbands - motivated by years of abuse or by greed and jealousy.
“Pretty Bad Amish Girls” - Is a true-crime series profiling sexy female Amish woman who cheat, steal and kill and have sex with barn animals.
“Cold Venereal Disease Cases” - Delves into unsolved homicide cases caused by venereal disease as they are reopened.
“Dangerous Hasidick Jews” - Relates true tales of religious Jews who were manipulated into committing horrible sex crimes by shiksas.
“Who The Fuck Is That...”- Is a spin-off of the network's series Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry? with this new series going deeper into relationships between friends, co-workers, family members and more telling the truth about people leading double lives and killing and eating their neighbors and children.
“Homo Murder In Paradise” -- Follows the stories of happy homo couples whose vacations in paradise end in violence and then Homo lynchings by the locals.

The Digibandit: New Sexy Religious Shows On Cable

The Digibandit: New Sexy Religious Shows On Cable: TV Land’s The CornHole Man , debuting June 20,  whichwill try to capture the reality of all the Christian Fundamentalist hypocrisy and ...

The Digibandit: New Sexy Religious Shows On Cable

The Digibandit: New Sexy Religious Shows On Cable: TV Land’s The CornHole Man , debuting June 20,  whichwill try to capture the reality of all the Christian Fundamentalist hypocrisy and ...

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Friday, May 13, 2016

Sunday, April 24, 2016

Calling ALL Man-Ness Seekers! Here's a Great suggestion for Growing a Pair of Balls.

 Calling all Gun lovers -Hunters -Wife beaters /Abusers -Child Abusers -Trophy Seekers

:Join A Boxing Club

 the perfect alternative to your feelings of inadequacy - fight someone your own size
(without a gun)

Tuesday, April 05, 2016

Jesus and John The Baptist get THIS news! -- Right after having Oral Sex in Heaven with Each Other.

Gov. Phil Bryant of Mississippi at the Capitol in Jackson on Friday.
Gay Rights Battle Heats Up in Mississippi and North Carolina


The Mississippi governor signed a bill protecting discrimination against gay people. PayPal pulled out of North Carolina over a similar measure.

 And Paul loved to go down on me too!
That disciple was John whom Jesus, the gospels affirm, loved in a special way. All the other disciples had fled in fear. Three women but only one man had the courage to go with Jesus to his execution. That man clearly had a unique place in the affection of Jesus. In all classic depictions of the Last Supper, a favourite subject of Christian art, John is next to Jesus, very often his head resting on Jesus's breast. Dying, Jesus asks John to look after his mother and asks his mother to accept John as her son. John takes Mary home. John becomes unmistakably part of Jesus's family.

 We will punish North carolina