|"It's the ONLY explanation for his behavior"|
Dr Moishe Pipick head of The Mayo's Clinic's Ontology Wing said today:
" I have observed the way individuals with terminal brain tumors act for over 30 years now!"
"I have consulted with my staff and reviewed his behavior patterns on video with them."
He concluded : "He is either a pathological liar and sociopath or has a pre-frontol lobe terminal tumor! AND we are betting on a combination of both!"