Marcus Bachman was overheard telling a friend today "Michelle just needs to get laid and her migraines would disappear!"
His friend then asked him: "Doesn't Michelle like to have sex with you?" and he responded:
"We haven't ha sex for over two years now -and let me tell you the last thing the world needs is horny female Commander in Chief of the most powerful military on Earth walking around with a suitcase loaded with Nuke attack codes"
He went on; "She is so horny that she is about to implode!"
His friend asked; "Well why don't you two have sex/"
He answered; "She thinks it's dirty!"
The end of the world caused by a horny bitch?That's irony worth of The Bard
