xmlns:og='http://ogp.me/ns#'. The Digibandit: Oct 4, 2008

Saturday, October 04, 2008

God Brings Seven Plagues To America - Economny IS Sixth

Financial Collapse is Sixth Of Seven New Plagues From God



Remember the seven plagues that God brought down upon the Egyptians because he was pissed about their treatment of the Jews?

Warts and blood and frogs and bugs and crap of all kinds and finally - death of the Egytian first born – until they let the Hebrews “GO”

Well - God has gotten more sophisticated in the last three thousand years (not any nicer though) – and so we have seven new plagues from the Boss – who is now pissed off at America - probably about climate change and turning the Earth into a shithole.

He is also pissed off at the other industrial nations – but it seems he has a hair up his ass about us. (probably because of all the phony demagogic hypocrits like Falwell and Robertson and Hagee and Dobson and Limbaugh (et al) –who are always putting words in his mouth to raise moola .

And – who by focusing on sex and pussy and porno and gays and illegal immigrants – things which God does not give a fuck about – evade the existential Global emergencies which the Big Guy does think are important.

So back to the new plagues he’s bringing down on us:

First – Bush/Cheney – "eight years of these mother fuckers might be a wake-up call for ya? - huh? Huh? Duh?"


Second - 9-11 - and the stirring up of the screwball Muslims. 'I really hated to do that"

Third – Hurricane Katrina – drowning a big city - and letting the Bush administration run with the clean-up ball. "Still fucked up down there? –Huh? -- HAHAHA"

Fourth - gay marriage – "So - you hate forty percent of My/Gods' weird children? – Well - now they can marry and raise families – fuck you!"

Fifth – illegal aliens - "You – a nation of immigrants and dead beats hate hard working and striving immigrants all of a sudden? - Okeydokey – here’s fifteen million of them – say hi!"

Sixth -- The economy –" Still don't have your undivided attention? -- How do you like the price of oil? - The housing Collapse? - The attack of the Wall Street thugs and pagans? – The credit disaster? -and more on the way - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA -- oweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Seven – "And soon to arrive if you don't get your collective shit together - President Sarah Palin!" --"Sorry John."

Ahahahaha!Hoooooo EEEEEEEEe Yahahahahahahahahah!

God is one funny dude!