xmlns:og='http://ogp.me/ns#'. The Digibandit: Aug 29, 2008

Friday, August 29, 2008

"Whitey" McCaine Must Be Fucking Sarah Palin

BECAUSE:

She has less policy and managerial experience than your average Walmart store manager!

Being rabidly pro-life she instantly pisses off 85% of American women.

She's pushing for expanded drilling in Alaska - and for a new pipeline to carry the carbon.(duh)

And if Casper keels over - the nuclear codes get turned over to a fiercely religious redneck soccer mom from the Alaskan boonies.

Should be quite comforting to our Allies and the Muslim nutcases?

But - But - But -- like Cindy McCaine -she is an ex beauty queen - AND:

She can probably suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.