xmlns:og='http://ogp.me/ns#'. The Digibandit: Sep 2, 2012

Sunday, September 02, 2012

Andrew Dice Clay to Perform at Democratic Convention

"hey Yo -that fuckin Clint Eastwood's imitation of a Republican wit Alzheimers was pathetic -he shoulda had one of his five wives up there and cornholed her on the stage in front of his five children and then see if the fuckin kids can match up themselves wit THEIR freakin Mother"

"That would have really rocked the mfuckin party of family values!"

"hey i won't use no chair in my fuckin act - except maybe to cornhole Condoleeza Fried Rice in effigy"