On friday at the White House, the once-unimaginable happened:
The two men met face to face for the first time for a 90-minute discussion in the Oval Office and Obama said:
'I respect the office but let's be straight! You were elected by a population of schmucks that basically should be deported to allow room for hopeful energetic and bright immigrants."
NOW before you turn The White House into a right wing schmuck palace you might want to consider that in a few years those schmucks who elected you may be standing outside with Torches and Pitchforks alongfside your Klan brothers!"
'He called me the "N" word and i had security throw him the fck outa here!"