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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Mark Sanford Gives It All Up For Argentinian Blow Job

COLUMBIA, S.C. – After going AWOL for seven days, Gov. Mark Sanford admitted Wednesday that he had secretly flown to Argentina to visit a woman with whom he was having an affair.

"I'm so ashamed" he announced today at a press conference; "But i never had anyone suck my dick like lupe does."

Wiping away tears, he apologized to his wife and four sons and said he will resign as head of the Republican Governors Association.

"I've been unfaithful to my wife, but maybe if she kearned how to suck cock like Lupe this wouldn't have happened."

He said in a bombshell news conference in which the 49-year-old governor ruminated aloud with remarkable frankness on God's law, moral absolutes and following one's heart. He said he spent the last five days "getting sucked off in Argentina."

Sanford, who in recent months had been mentioned as a possible presidential candidate in 2012, said when questioned about whether he would step down as governor.

"I don't care what God or anyone thinks -0r about my stupid job - i can only think about getting more blow jobs from Lupe."

Sanford concluded; "Lupe can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch!"

Well as Obama always says; "Nothing more viscious or dangerous than a horny Republican politician"

And there's a lot of them!