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Friday, December 21, 2012

Santa Was Accused of Sodomizing His Elves In 2011

 SO -be very careful this year -he is supposed to be rehabilitated BUT make sure your kids don't get cornholed along with their gifts -here is last years report of Santa's arrest:

"Santa arrived back in the North Pole after a long night of gift giving to find himself taken into custody by the Polar Police -his Reindeer quarantined and his sled impounded -as hundreds of elves with torches and pitchforks screamed "Santa is a pervert!"

Meyer Lansky the North Pole Chief of Police stated; 'Santa has been taken into custody because of DNA evidence and testimony alleging that he was routinely sodomizing both his.male and female elves - and maybe even his Reindeers?

 Rudolph may Have been Cornholed Too
He said: "And we are asking all parents to watch their children this Christmas day for any evidence of unusual or frightful .behavior"

"For example -If they are afraid to open their presents or cry at the sight of milk and cookies "