SO -be very careful this year -he is supposed to be rehabilitated BUT make sure your kids don't get cornholed along with their gifts -here is last years report of Santa's arrest:
"Santa arrived back in the North Pole after a long night of gift giving
to find himself taken into custody by the Polar Police -his Reindeer
quarantined and his sled impounded -as hundreds of elves with torches
and pitchforks screamed "Santa is a pervert!"
Meyer
Lansky the North Pole Chief of Police stated; 'Santa has been taken into
custody because of DNA evidence and testimony alleging that he was
routinely sodomizing both his.male and female elves - and maybe even his
Reindeers?
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| Rudolph may Have been Cornholed Too |
He said: "And we are asking all
parents to watch their children this Christmas day for any evidence of
unusual or frightful .behavior"
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