"20,00 Death Dive" Coming to Shanghai Disney World
Disney World Shanghai announces new ride based on plane disaster:
" Twenty Thousand feet Death Dive" (Fifty Nine Seconds of Hell!
The Airlines Flight 5735. Last month, the plane fell more than 20,000 feet in less than a minute before a final plunge (approaching the speed of sound.)
Yun Hung Lo - China’s Minister of Mass Entertainment for The People announced today from Shanghai’s Disney World -Where construction crews were massed at the new ride site:
“We are honoring the deaths of 136 of our brothers and sisters by creating the world’s most exciting amusement park ride!
Rider’s will be able to experience the thrilling last minutes of these heroic party members’ lives - As they plunged past the speed of sound for almost a minute - Straight Down 20,000 feet into the dear earth!”
Ying Chow Mein - Reporter for China’s Xinhua News Agency asked The Minister:
“Dearest Minister -Many are complaining it is wrong to exploit this horrible disaster!”
Minister Ho replied - “That is a very typical western imperialist - AND reactionary attitude and will not be tolerated!”
The reporter was quickly spirited away by security!
Meanwhile in The USA - Gordon Silverspoon, Director of World Wide Disney Distribution was assailed by reporters who were apoplectic at China’s announcement!
Gayle Simpkins from CNN asked “How can you tolerate the Shanghai Chinese Disneyworld to exploit a horrible disaster like this -Think of the trauma for the families of those victims?”
Silverspoon - “Well we have a commitment to our shareholders to maximize profits and China is our biggest market AND look - Think of the thrills and joy this amusement event will bring to hundred’s of thousands of Chinese who work 18 hours a day 7 days a week on their 3 days off every month (along with their children) - AND who provide Americans’ with cheap products they love”
A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song.
Chinese Proverb
(Capitalism’s Song) lol
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