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Monday, January 28, 2013

Iran Breeds" Mullah Monkeys" for Space Flight Test

  Albert II, a Rhesus Monkey, became the first monkey in space on June 14, 1949, in a U.S.-launched V2,. Numerous monkeys of several species were flown by the U.S. in the 1950s and 1960s. Monkeys were implanted with sensors to measure vital signs, and many were under anesthesia during launch. Way back in 1983 the Russians sent a Monkey into Space

 And Now Finally - Press TV quoted the director of the Iran Space Agency, Hamid Fazeli, as saying earlier this month that “because of biological differences between Normal Humans and Muslims we needed Muslim Monkeys for the space mission. - not African Monkeys and it took a very long time to breed them -we had to interbreed African Monkeys with Mullahs.” 

WOWEE no shit Hamid -you are a weebit late!

He also forecast that Iran would send a mullah into space within the “next five to eight years,”