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Thursday, January 24, 2013

OWN gives lance his own show "Lance Is a Lying Cheating DoucheBag"


 

Lance Armstrong's confessional interview with Oprah Winfrey drew more than 28 million viewers globally across platforms, OWN said. Specifically, OWN said that 12.2 million people tuned into the telecasts on-air in the United States, with another 15 million watching around the world in 18 countries, and about 800,000 unique viewers watching the two-part interview streamed online. The second half of the interview was the highest rated Friday telecast in OWN history across key demos, 

 the network said that 90% of respondents thought Lance was a lying cheating douchebag and deserved his own reality show.




Oprah said today; "Lance is about as scummy as it gets out there - and as a role model he should have his nuts cut off BUT we are giving him his OWN Show because basically i love ratings more than pork jowls!"