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Friday, June 26, 2009

Scientific Study Reveals Women Are Growing Dicks

Dr. Moishe Pipick, Chief of Evolutionary Science -at The Worldwide Institute of Paleobiological and Genetic Studies -or WIPGS - announced at their headquarters in Berne,Switzerland today:

"Yes it is happening! - Woman are growing cocks!"

He said;"As women have become more liberated and powerful in modern industrialized societies they have changed -not only emotionally but phsically -and this has been a significant biological threat to men -not only emotionally but in terms of THEIR physiognomy."

Lisa Mandelbaum -digibandit science reporter asked Dr. Pipick: "Can you explain that in laymens terms?"

"Yah yah said the Doctor; "It is simple - women are becoming more independent and much stronger and their genes feel threatened that the males will not be able to keep Up (oops a pun) with them biologically -And Zo They defend themselves by letting the girls (heh heh) grow dicks with which to fuck THEMSELVES - and hence take over and be biologically independent from the males"

Elise said"Well Doctor -does this mean that men will eventually be dickless."

"Oh ya ya ya! - Absolutely Ms. Mandelbaum! - We already see significant shrinkage in their grapes"

"Grapes?" -Asked Mandelbaum "Oh Ya! -It's what we call balls where i'm from in Bayonne.N.J"

"It's zo zimple"said DR. Pipick - "In ten or twenty years -you will be able to fuck YOURSELF!"

"Wow! -That is fantastick -but what will the men do?"

He concluded; " As Martin Luther King said:"

"Free at last -Thank God Almighty - Free at last!"