The Bandit has learned that President Bush will announce,in his Sate of The Union address ,that he plans to offer one-hundred and fifty thousand illegal aliens full amnesty if they agree to serve one year on the front lines in Iraq -- he stated:
"Mexicans are great fighters -- look at Macho Camacho and Oscar De La Hoya .for example. -- They are small but tough and they don't eat much and love hot weather -- perfect for Iraq".
'I'm calling for the formation of --'Tres Divisiones De Ilegales '(three divisions of illegals for you Gringos heh! heh!) and VP Cheney has given this plan a great name -- " Operation Landscapers "
