Apple announces 'Pleasure Pod" -with SexBook App option

With the huge success of Google's masturbation App - Apple has announced their new"Pleasure Pod" which will include:

Virtual sex phone hookers

Hot porno tailored to the user's tastes

A built in vibrator for the gals

a hooker shopping app

AND for a small additional fee an app which will connect the user with compatible sex phone partners

(like Facebook only it's called SexBook)