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| these guys shouldn't have matches let alone nukes |
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| Ahmadinejad |
Virgins waiting for you and they have Charmin
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| Waiting for you and we have Charmin |
It's as simple as that -and everyone knows that's the real reason we can't let these death worshipers have WMD -But no one wants to say to the Ayatollah:
'Excuse me sir -YOU can't wait to die - it will be a huge improvement
over your life - So dontch'a see why we who love LIFE would be a bit
concerned about you religious fanaticks having nuclear bombs. -and with
your kinda bad attitude toward us Infidels?"
"I mean - we would NEVER let the Pope have nuclear weapons -and they
don't want to die quite as much as you guys because at least they drink
wine and fuck kids for some fun"
"I mean - you don't get high -you don't laugh - you don't eat pussy -
you don't like art or any kind of creativity - you don't like dancing
or music - I Mean -What the fuck!?"
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| i'm coming-Soon as i nuke the jews |
"Why don't you just pass one of your many revisions of the real Koran
which would allow you to fucking kill yourselves -AND jump feet first
into that big pool full of Virgins WITHOUT mustaches? - And then eat
some nice clean pussy and some fresh fruit and take a nice dump and wipe
WITH Charmin instead of your sandy hand."
"There's GOTTA be Charmin up there in paradise or wherever you all go -and even
Fibrecom to relieve your horrible gas from a lifetime of eating stale
figs and shit. - Imagine! -No more constipation!"
'It will be better than you even think it will be - i hear they will
even let you have Chinks up there - Some nice pork fried rice and
spareribs!"
"Oh and i hear that Allah and Mohammad have a special place for bigshots
like you Ayatollah's and Caliphs and suicide bombers of course! - Where
you can fuck guys and goats and even do some gambling -and get loaded
-and just let it ALL hang out!"
"So - forget the nuclear weapons - Just fucking kill yourselves - just do it - Don't think about it - Do It!"
"And let us get on with our fun loving fucked up lives for as long as we can - and hey -take heart -soon we'll all be dead! "
"maybe -if we're good - you'll let us use the pool and tennis courts?"
