They HAVE balls
Arnold Schlock, president of Fox reality television, announced their next breakthrough in family friendly -- trans gender -- reality programming.
"A group of young men men will get a chance to win one million dollars by deciding which of ten gorgeous transsexuals are actually women." Arnold continued,"The men -- all athletic macho types will get to ask questions and to slow dance with the transsexuals (hoping of course to get a revealing "rise" out of the real transexuals ) in weeding out the men from the women," he said at a press conference in West Hollywood today -- transsexual capitol of the world.
"The contest will have a dramatic climax (oops) - as the men make their final choice and approaching their designated female choice they dramatically reach out and grab her/his crotch!" -- he continued with a big smile, "If they grab a pair of balls -- the stage lights up like a home run at Dodger stadium with the announcement -- "She's Got Balls! -SHIT"
"AND the poor schmuck is out a million bucks and the transsexual get's the money." -- this is gonna be the next American Idol as we travel the country holding transsexual auditions," Mr. Schlock stated.
"In little towns all across the country -- mothers will be escorting their teenage sons ( either real transexuals or gorgeous imposters ) to the local "She's Got balls" audition sites ," he said proudly, -- And this show will go a long way to breaking down the walls of intolerance that divide the "genders" in this great land of ours."
Another great television show and positive cultural breakthrough from Fox Television! --Could "He's Got A Pussy -Shit !" be next?
