Japanese Woman Gives Birth To Sushi Child

Noogy Knooki Noogi gave birth to a ten pound Sushi Boy in the tiny Coastal Village of OneHung Lo where the residents eat a tremendous amount of raw fish including Dolphins.

"Our folks would eat their children if they had fins!" said Mayor Kutchanutsoff who has lived in the Village for 80 years" 

He continued;"Several years ago a women here gave birth to a sixty pound Giant Squid which is now in the second grade and doing quite nicely."

He went on;"Maybe we should cut down on slaughtering The Dolphins which might be angering The Sea Gods?"

Finally he said;"We really don't have the resources to deal with an influx of Sushi Kids"