THAT version
might have worked BUT Jerry Bruckheimer is way to old to understand the
dementia going on inside GenY's heads -let alone the kids who will
watch animation even if told their parents will not be home tonight
because they were killed on the Freeway just hours earlier - "Oh that's
so sad but we're still going to see 'Expendables 2" - aren't we grandma?"
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| i guess i'm too old |
I mean asking Bruckheimer to come up with cutting edge cinema for todays loony youth is like asking ME to design condoms for gay men - speaking of which -"Brokeback Lone Ranger" where The Lone Ranger cornholes Tonto in a hay stack would have been a box office smash!
OR even something funny like The Lone Ranger and Tonto starring Will Ferrel as a cross dressing Ranger and Seth Grodin as an autistic Tonto and with Scarlett Johannsen as a nymphomaniac Medicine Women and Johnny Depp as a demented Preacher who cornholes barn animals. (shortage of Altar Boys back then)
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| historic clunker |
