This from the wimpy NY Times said NRA honcho Clem Snout:
"What is the matter with us? Are we really helpless in the face of the astounding toll that guns take on this society?
More
than 30,000 people die from gunfire every year. Another 66,000 or so
are wounded, which means that nearly 100,000 men, women and children are
shot in the United States annually. Have we really become so impotent
as a society, so pathetically fearful in the face of the extremists,
that we can’t even take the most modest of steps to begin curbing this
horror? Where is the leadership? We know who’s on the side of the gun crazies. Where is the leadership on the side of sanity?
For
starters, assault weapons should be banned. Their raison d’ĂȘtre is to
kill the maximum number of people — people, not animals — in the
shortest amount of time"
"Well that's just a bunch of liberal crapola" said Clem Snout the NRA president" He
continued, "The more firepower in the hands of white American's the
better - and i mean even kinda weirdy WHITE Americans! -- If a few folks
get nailed along the way well that's just like my Momma used to to say:
"Clem -if you wanna make an Omelete you gotta break a few eggs" Mr.
Snout continued" "Matter of fact we need WHITE America to wake the fuck
up and start investing in REAL firepower because when the Jews and
Africans and Mexy's and homo's start swarmin all over us it's gonna take
some Howitzers to set em back on their asses"
"It's like Sarah always says -"Don't retreat --RELOAD!" said Stout
"AND i don't see nothin in the Constitution says a white American caint
own a Howitzer or even a flame thrower -or mount a set of quad fifties
on his pickup truck"
"Next
year the NRA will seek legislation to REQUIRE every White man (non Jews
or Homos)) to carry a gun at all times except when he's humpin his old
lady and then SHE has to have one handy and keep one eye peeled for
trouble" 'Vigilance is the answer" concluded President Snout.