Well it sure looks like another winner coming on board to Fox TVs summer reality show line-up!
"Extreme Buffet" will showcase ten obese men and women (nobody under four hundred pounds can join this group of extreme gluttons) - eating as much food as they can in twenty four hours.
The auditions and back-stories will be inter cut with the pigging out over the course of three half hour programs .
All the human hogs will be weighed in at the beginning - and those who finish will be reweighed - and the one who gained the most weight will win one million dollars.
"The buffet is truly amazing!" -said Granada TV show runner (Granada also produces the huge hit Hell's Kitchen for Fox) Miles (Monty) Python.
He went on: 'Every conceivable type of scrumptious cuisine is available - gigantic piles of ribs and lobsters - caviar by the bucketful - a three foot vat of mashed potatoes -every conceivable type of dessert - mounds and mounds of cheese -- it's the "Willy Wonka" factory of food - a fantastic fattening fiesta and:
" When our human eating machines charged in to attack the Buffet -to the sound of a trumpeting bull elephant - and hit that 'Extreme Buffet" - and started to consume it - it sounded like a flock of four hundred pound locusts hitting a corn field "
"It was so scary that my support crew panicked and bolted out of the studio! - We all felt a rush of panic - it was primordial - we actually felt like we could be devoured in the gluttonous orgy "
"It was like watching a feeding frenzy of giant flesh eating hogs! - I mean this is GREAT reality television!" said Curt Throwrup exec producer for Granada Television .
Curt expanded; "The savage eating sounds(and the gas pyrotechnics) -cut with compelling music production and comedic commentary and animal sound effects -will make this the water cooler show of the summer."
"I still think we should have called it "Hell's Buffet."