Suicide Bomber Returns From Paradise -Say's "It's a Real Shithole"

 welcome to paradise

"Osama Bin Tuchas has returned from Paradise and boy is he pissed off!" said Brigadier general Moishe Pipick a spokesman for Mossad. (Israeli's intelligence service)

He stated: "Osama arrived in paradise expecting his promised pool full of hot Virgins and all the other goodies The Shiite Muslim preachers said would be his if he blew up a Sunni wedding party but said Osama;"

The fucking pool was full of camel shit and the so called virgins were a bunch of fat fucking ugly -diseased whores from Tehran."

Osama went on; "I am the first suicide bomber to escape from their shithole of a Paradise and let me tell my Muslim Brothers - Paradise is a real crap hole -even WORSE than where you now live."

General Pipick said ;"This is gonna put a real crimp in the number of suicide freako pschopaths they can recruit.

"Sure will" said Osama -to say nothing of the fact that while i managed to escape -i have no arms or legs or cock -and only one ball."

Dolphins and Whales Cheer as Japs Continue To Suffer From Tsunami Aftermath

No i'm not talking about the millions of Chinese and Koreans they raped tortured and murdered during their occupation of those countries before and during WW2:

I'm talking about their continuing slaughter of Dolphins and Whales which we all know have more intelligence and sensitivity than your average red neck Republican.
I mean wouldn't you rather see Sarah Palin and that whole crowd of Bible Belting Morons screaming for air as they drowned in a Tuna net - or heaving up fountains of blood from a harpoon stuck in their guts than a Dolphin or a Whale
Anyway -The Japanese would eat their children if they had fins and now those lovely Sea Mammals are high fiving with their fins and blowing up spouty cheers as their tormentors deal with their well deserved karma payback..