A Pakistani tribal chieftain found a box of stool softners, dropped by an Apache helicoptor , in his remote mountain headquarters and brought it to Osama who he knew was very ungashtupped (backed up ) and in extreme distress from not taking a decent dump since Tora Bora.
"Osama took such a giant shit that he started a landslide -- he was laughing and dancing and the whole village was quite merry -- they ran around firing their guns in the air and began ripping the Bhurkas off the women and going moofki poofki with them "
"And then he went in his tent with his favorite goat and there where many pleasant noises".
