ABC Announces 'Cunt Trophy Wife" with Malin Akerman

EXCLUSIVE: ABC is moving swiftly on casting its newly picked up single-camera comedy pilot  Cunt Trophy Wife, written and executive produced by Emily Halpern and Sarah Haskins and executive produced by Bad Douchebag Teacher scribes Lee Eisenberg & Gene Stupnitsky. Malin Akerman is in negotiations for the lead in the project, which received a cast-contingent pilot order last Friday.

Produced by ABC Studios, Trophy Wife centers on reformed party girl and cunty bitch Kate (Akerman), who finds herself with an insta-family when she falls in love with a cross dressing Preacher Man with three manipulative and retarded kids and two judgmental ex-wives.

The project would reunite Akerman with ABC where she starred in the comedy pilot Smart Smelling Pussy this past season. Following a co-starring turn in Lisa Kudrow’s cult HBO series The Cornhole Comeback,

 WME-repped Akerman has been focused primarily on features while being actively pursued by networks for  pilots with Cunty themes Her upcoming films include CBGB and Inferno: A Linda Lovelace Story, in which she plays the title role in drag.

Hillary Clinton -Still Warrior Queen - AND next US President

off with their cocks!

Ancient queens and other women have led their people into battle since the beginning of time: Amazons, Queen Artemisia, Queen Boudicca, Queen Samsi, Queen Tomyris, Trung Sisters, Queen Zenobia,Queen Elizabeth --and let's not forget Golda Meir and Margaret Thatcher.

Throughout history, women warriors have fought and led troops into battle. This partial list of warrior queens and other women warriors runs from the legendary Amazons -- who may have been real warriors from the Steppes -- to the Syrian queen of Palmyra, Zenobia. Sadly, we know too little about most of these brave warrior women who stood up to the powerful male leaders of their day.

The Amazons are credited with helping the Trojans against the Greeks in the Trojan War. They are also said to have been fierce women archers who cut off a breast to aid them in shooting, but recent archaeological evidence suggests the Amazons were real, important, powerful, two-breasted, warrior women, possibly from the Steppes.

But get ready! -- Because Hillary Clinton will make them all look like pussies! --Did you see or hear her response to this question by Brian Williams during the debates last week? "What is your primary responsibility as President if we suffer a terrorist attack?" -- her answer; "Retaliate!"

I looked into her round cherubic face and steely blue eyes as she answered -- and i knew that this was a Warrior Queen who would cut off her breasts and take out her little suitcase with those targeting codes inside -- and soon after -- they are going to need a lot more room in Asshole Paradise.

This is a woman who get's into bed each night with a man who has more testosterone than a male bull shark! -- If she can handle Willie -- she's ready to be "Hillary Clinton --Warrior Queen of America."

More on this tomorrow.